evil_eric
he ate Good Eric
"I heard your tail was fake."
"You heard WHAT?!"
"Yeah, some ponies were saying you blew off your real one in a fireworks accident as a filly."
"Lies! Nothing but vile, contemptible falsehoods! Trixie's beautiful tail is one hundred percent genuine, I can assure you. Who are these mendacious fiends spreading rumors about Trixie?"
"Just some ponies. So you didn't have a fireworks accident as a filly?"
"Oh, well, I did. But it wasn't Trixie's tail that got blown off."
"Then what was it?"
"Trixie's face." **face falls off, body flops over*
*
**screaming, running**
"You heard WHAT?!"
"Yeah, some ponies were saying you blew off your real one in a fireworks accident as a filly."
"Lies! Nothing but vile, contemptible falsehoods! Trixie's beautiful tail is one hundred percent genuine, I can assure you. Who are these mendacious fiends spreading rumors about Trixie?"
"Just some ponies. So you didn't have a fireworks accident as a filly?"
"Oh, well, I did. But it wasn't Trixie's tail that got blown off."
"Then what was it?"
"Trixie's face." **face falls off, body flops over*
**screaming, running**