Twilight: “SOME of US sweat from the moment w-we wake up to the moment we go to sleep. Some of our BO-DIES are betraying us CONSTANTLY. Would I have chosen this LIGHT PURPLE. FUR-COVERED CONSTANTLY SWEATING body? NO. I wouldn’t have. Does it require CONSTANT. ALMONDS? YES. Almonds All the time OK?!”

this is incredible, I did not know how much I need ponified versions of Game Changer skits in my life :D

Alternative, deeper, bluer sauce.

https://youtu.be/88et7YlmzTs
Delicious sauce

Perfection. horse hoofy chefkiss

“Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT. HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped! And you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!”

“Um, did we think we were in on it, but actually Twilight is the only on in on it and that was rehearsed?”

“That was an incredible monologue. Twilight, what is the rule of the game?”

“Can we all say it-”

“That is correct, Twilight! You cannot win the game!”

“Did we all get crowns?”

“Uh, we only got two.”

“GOD-”