Twilight, it’s Tom the crab! And it’s in disguise!

Hay, killing them can sovle all your problems. Just saying…
 
And Crab meat is pretty good, too.

@Spiritus Arcane  
They’d probably be a LOT better too.
 
At least they won’t try to Throw her to a Kangaroo court, make it even WORSE, and then have a unfinished Seafood platter take over her life.

@NLTLF  

 
Hello and welcome to OBVIOUS FACTS.
 
@Background Pony #DFE2  

 
If the comments here are any indication and pony-beserker makes the next part, that’s highly doubtful.

Hey grab some soup and water and remove that whatever it is reveal it’s true identity on that crab by useing magic plus remove it’s fake hair and horn

@President of the Ohio  
That’s because PonyBerserker doesn’t even bother to understand what Is Proper Satire, and what is just plain making the characters into evil Pricks.
 
And yes, I’m pointing at PonyBerserker, because he created the story to began with, and has a track record of making down right nasty pieces of work with his ‘art’.
 
Seriously, he has an unhealthy obsession with Genital Mutilation in his Works…
 
@Iron Storm
 
At this point, that’s her best bet. Twilight’s a Prick, Sweetie’s a Cunt, and PonyBerserker conveniently put the one person who could help Rarity, in Canterlot.
 
And yes, I’m pointing at PonyBerserker. He’s got an Obsession with Genital Mutilation and being an overall prick… Not to mention the story is credited to him, and a few others, and I noted that the scenes where it gets worse for Rarity, are his works.
 
@NLTLF
 
I agree. At this point, everyone is an idiot, Rarity is Shoved in a kangaroo court and incarcerated for Bullshite ‘crimes’, and Twilight is an even bigger Moron.
 
Oh, and Spike is nowhere to be seen, except for a single comic that shows he’s in Canterlot… The very same, rubbish place that would have Rarity arrested again, by the Moon Dictatorship.
 
Yeah, at this point, the story isn’t even funny anymore, hell, it stopped being funny since the court case!

At this point Rarity made the right decision and killed the crab, moved to Manehattan and just called it a day.

this isn’t funny. this is just frustrating.

Okay know I just think Twilight is fucking with her and is gonna says she’s really Rarity and they’ll get rid of the crab.

…I want to say this is out of character but, yeah, sometimes it feels like the girls really are this dumb.

Kill them all, Rarity, it’s the only way to be sure. Besides, with this logic you could probably replace them all with well dressed ponyquins and no one would notice.