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I was just going to say that it would probably matter A Lot! If judge Zecora was residing!
In fact I’d love to imagine if both guys had to hire zebra lawyers and while they are working their agreements the two lawyers keep reminding their clients the importance of building their arguments so they rhyme. XD
The picture that we’ve painted is the epitaph that shall be inscribed upon heterosexuality’s grave.
“We tried to be straight, yo. But those damn horses, tho!”
The fact that it rhymes should hold no relevance in this court, by the way. At least… probably. We should ask Zecora, just to be sure.
:oc
Too bad you can’t see inside MY head while I’m coming up with these scenarios. :P
Edited
@Joseph Raszagal
You guys are painting one helluva picture in my head, I’ll give you that much.
“Now I’ll never be ready on time to go to the sports bar with the guys and they will think I totally ditched them! But wow do I look good in these jeans!”
[Sobs uncontrollably while applying mascara… which ruins the mascara and forces me to apply more]
[A vicious, unending cycle ensues]
“Help! I just maxed out my credit card on clothes that barely fit me and I don’t even need!”
“I… I didn’t even know they made makeup for men!”
Edited
“Oh my God, that wasn’t heterosexuality at all! I just bought someone’s gay!”
“Dear, sweet Jesus. Now I’m… DOUBLE GAY!”
[DUN DUN DUN! DRAMATIC REVERB!]
That’s what was in Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase…!
XD!!!
@Joseph Raszagal
Could you imagine somepony incredibly desperate for “the straight”, some dishonest conartist steals someones “the gay” and sells it to the other Pony thinking it’s the heterosexuality they have been looking for…
Pone 1: Dammit, we lost it!?
Pone 2: We need to find it again before I want to go in that tight jeans store.
Pone 1: YOU? I WANT IT BACK.
Pone 3: …well, maybe a little look wouldn’t hurt.
Pone 4: You never know; you might look good in those.
Pone 1&2: AAAAAAAGH!
But wait, doesn’t this also imply that there might be an economy for such a thing? If you were so inclined, you could sell your heterosexuality on the black market to somepony desperate enough to buy it. Then, being the insidious, evil sort that you are, you could mug somepony for their own all over again, then repeat the vicious cycle by then selling it again!
The madness!
Now imagine like 3 or 4 guys constantly fighting over “the straight” but then one of them accidentally looses it, leaving two of them with “the gay” and the other two without either of the two “the’s”
It’s a vicious cycle.
Plot twist ending, to get your heterosexuality back, you mug some straight guy on the street for his.
[Mugger demands you give them your heterosexuality]
[Go home in tears to your girlfriend]
[Break up with girlfriend]
[???]
[Go to the gay bathhouse, sobbing loudly, resigned to your fate]
quiet you
@BigBuggyBastage
no, just dumb
LoL
You’re on a phone, aren’t ya? ;)