@ThatGuyImpious
 
I-I do not sound like that! I’ve only ever been half that pompous and self-absorbed!
 
@Luna
 
Hi Princess! I, uh, collected a debt. He was very stubborn.

@Impious  
Laying it on a little thick, aren’t ya?

@Trixie
 
How on earth did you ever afford a wagon from the Flim Flam Bros?

I have only seen the commercials, but I can already see a connection.

Okay okay okay!
 
AHEM
 
BOW BEFORE THE FLAWLESS GLORY OF THE MAGNIFICENT AND PERFECT TRIXIE, MUCKDWELLING PLEBIANS! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO SUCK THE MUD OFF MY IMMACULATE HOOVES.
 
YES, BOW. THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, TO BE SUBSERVIENT TO A SUPERIOR MASTER, A PERFECT CREATION.

…It is a nice wagon though, Flam, thanks for finally growing some balls and making it.

@Impious
 
More tsundere!
 
More arrogance!

No Impious, you need to fall into a dark, cold chasm and never be heard from again.

I didn’t immediately get annoyed, so you might need to work on it a tad…

I don’t get it

Is my Trixie impression good, guise? Do I need to act more ridiculous and unlikable?

Shut up Flam.
 
Just because the wagon you made me is… uh… Really, really well-made and will probably survive the end of the world, doesn’t mean you can get lippy!

She doesn’t strike me as… physical
 
…Wreck it Gilda?
 
Wreck it Rover?

The difference between Trixie and Ralph is that Ralph was always likable.

Shut up yellow text guy.

What?