>cuddle filly every day  
>wake up one morning  
>slowly picks her head up from your chest and looks at you, eyelashes fluttering behind her messy mane  
>oh my god  
“what the fuck”  
>”…what?”  
>you can only stare at her while your tired mind starts up  
“there are fucking hearts in your eyes”  
>“what?”  
>she pauses  
>“WHAT?!”  
>lazily pull your phone out and switch the camera  
>“OH MY FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?”  
>she just stares at her reflection on the screen  
>“OH GOD, I’M A FUCKING FAGGOT.”  
>glares at you  
>“YOU FUCKING BITCH AND YOUR CUDDLES, YOU MADE ME A FUCKING FAGGOT!”  
>glances at the phone again, staring at herself  
>you take a picture  
>“AH, DELET THIS, GET RID OF THAT SHIT! YOU FUCKING NIGGER!”  
>she spends a few minutes pounding her soft marshmallow hooves on your chest while you laugh  
>what a way to start a friday