@Frustration in Excelsis
Once again, we need to be able to upvote comments on this site.

And when Mrs. Claus calls in their mother to straighten them out, I suppose the Fausticorn shows up?

Luna: I’m Mrs. White Warming, I’m Mrs. Snow;
I’m Mrs. Icicle, I’m Mrs. 10 below.
Friends call me Snow Princess; whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch.
Ha ha! I’m too much!

Windigos: She’s Mrs. White Warming, she’s Mrs. Snow.
Se’s Mrs. Icicle; she’s Mrs. 10 below.
Luna: Friends call me Snow Princess; whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch.
Ha! I’m too much.

Celestia: I’m Mrs. Green Warming, I’m Mrs. Sun;
I’m Mrs. Heat Blister, I’m Mrs. 101.
Friends call me Heat Princess; whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
Ha ha! I’m too much!

Phoenixes: She’s Mrs. Green Warming, she’s Mrs. Sun.
She’s Mrs. Heat Blister; she’s Mrs. 101.
Celestia: Friends call me Heat Princess; whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
Ha! I’m too much.