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Adorkable Twilight & Friends - “What The Guys Do″
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Sweet lord
There is this rare breed of man known as “super”.
Seeing how I’m currently doin derpibooru on my phone, pillars of eternity on the PC, eating BOTH beef and pork ribs on the same plate, and watching “A Royal Problem” on the 4k, clearly shows I’m a being of a higher caliber.
I am not saying I can multitask, I am saying I have a really big mouth.
That is not multitasking. Nor would it be the same thing. It would probably put hair on your testicles though.
Sure I can. It is called a “smoothie”. Take that beer and that delicious ham and cheddar sandwich and put them in a blender; mix until slightly chunky; relax my throat, and down it all in three or four big gulps.
But is it big enough for ham, cheddar and beer all at once? Survey says no. Because you can only have ham and cheddar or beer. One after the other, even! But you can’t drink beer and eat a sandwich at the exact same time, therefore you can’t multitask!
Hey. I will have you know, my mouth is plenty big. People complement my big mouth all the time. They praise god on the bigness of my mouth. They say, “God, you got a big mouth!”
But, sometimes, they are intimidated by the sheer size of my big mouth. Then they ask me to, in the nicest way possible, “Shut your big mouth!”
People are so kind.
Those aren’t feelings. Those are states of being. If you want another feeling, you should have said “needing another beer” which is what men feel when they are neither hungry nor horny.
Men cannot multitask. They are creatures of habit and do things in a singular fashion. To ask a man to multitask is to place him in a state of confusion while he tries to comprehend the notion of drinking beer and eating a sandwich at the same time. His mouth is not big enough, therefore this must be impossible.
Not to mention the sacred ‘Bro code’
@Dirty Bit
U forgot the feelings sports, explosions, and wax the paint job
And don’t get me started on “multitasking”
No, they’re just currently hungry.
We guys only have two feelings: Hungry and horny. So if we don’t have an erection, we make sandwiches!
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