justanotherponi 
The Lost Primarch
"Good Morning Class, My name is Professor Just and I'm the latest of many poor fools thrust into the never-ending cesspit that is the Equestrian Education system. Now, if you play straight with me you will find me a fair task-master. But cross me and you shall find that under this playful, boyish, exterior beats the heart of a Ruthless. Sadistic. Maniac.
Now, I'm going to run a fast and efficient operation in which I intend to do as little work as possible. So, open your text books to chapter 1 and simply read until class is over. Unless one of you is dying, there is some manner of horrible disaster afoot or if you have to run to the toilet, I don't want to hear a peep out of any of you. Any questions?"
**cue whole class putting ahclandw or hoof up**
"Excellent! Glad we all understand each-other. Hop to it!"
**sits down behind desk, and simply starts reading latest daring-do book as the clock ticks on.**
Now, I'm going to run a fast and efficient operation in which I intend to do as little work as possible. So, open your text books to chapter 1 and simply read until class is over. Unless one of you is dying, there is some manner of horrible disaster afoot or if you have to run to the toilet, I don't want to hear a peep out of any of you. Any questions?"
**cue whole class putting a
"Excellent! Glad we all understand each-other. Hop to it!"
**sits down behind desk, and simply starts reading latest daring-do book as the clock ticks on.**