LIAR

@Stitch  
The thing is; multiverse theory’s a bitch.

Or perhaps every time Fluttershy cries, we touch ourselves.

♪”Strange games they would play then  
No sleep for the pervert men  
Hand rolls into one for them  
So softly a Fluttershy criiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeessssssssss!!!!!!”♪

T O U C H  
Is the sensation of feelings.

Aftercare is highly encouraged.
 
Then the real fun begins.. Cuddles!

Heh, she’s gotta’ be bawlin’ whenever I bust the fattest but.

Honestly, It`s not. She likes watching me sexy time.

As a rape fetishist, crying just turns me on more.

She can always do it for me if she wants…

Good, now I have lube.

@Background Pony #5864  
Hence my chosen title.

You’re all fuckin’ monsters!

Get ready for a nice long sob.

But I’m doing it with love!

@FamusJamus
 
(laughing) ;-D

Well, sorry Shy, but we humans have to please ourselves from time to time…

@FamusJamus
 
I haven’t seen that movie in years.

@Stitch  
Step 1: Mirror pool.  
Step 2: Place Flutterclones over the sea, at the source of rivers, and in Cloudsdale’s reservoirs.  
Step 3: Connect them to the internet for free water.  
Step 4: ???  
Step 5: Waterworld.

Wellp. If I hug myself will she cry?

If I’m mad Horny something is gonna get beat.
 
––  
@Stitch
 
That makes me wanna touch myself even more.

“a Fluttershy”, implying theres more than one?

Dacryphilia is my jam.

Please, they would have died from dehydration in an hour.