STOP TORTURING YOURSELF MAN!  
YOU’LL NEVER AFFORD IT!  
LIVE IN THE NOW!

GARTH, PULL OVER!

So you think you love me and leave me to diiiiee  
ooooooOOOOOOOOHHH Baby!  
Can’t do this to me baby!  
Just gotta get out  
Just gotta get right outta here!

@Random Ambler  
I’m just gonna stop…

@Communist Starlight  
I’m just a poor boy  
No-body loves me  
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY  
FROM A POOR FAMILY  
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE  
FROM THIS MON-STROSITY!  
(piano)  
Easy come, easy go.  
Will you let me go?  
BIS-MIL-LAH!  
NOOO  
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO  
(LET HIM GOOOO!)  
BIS-MIL-LAH!  
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO  
(LET HIM GOOOO!)  
BIS-MIL-LAH!  
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO  
(LET ME GOOOO!)  
WILL NOT LET YOU GO  
(LET ME GOOOO!)  
(NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET ME)  
WILL NOT LET YOU  
GOOOOOO-OH-OH-OH-OH  
(NO, NO, NO, NO!)  
OH MAMA-MIA, MAMA-MIA  
MAMA-MIA LET ME GO  
BEE-ELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME  
FOR MEEE  
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
(EVERYONE BANG YOUR HEADS!!)
 
 
@Communist Starlight  

@Random Ambler  
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

@Communist Starlight  
SOMETIMES WISH I’D NEVER BEEN BORN AT AAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
 
(Face-melting guitar solo!)
 
(Piano)
 
I see a little silhouetto of a man  
Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fan-dan-go  
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING, VERY, VERY FRIGHTNING ME  
GALLILEO! Gallileo! GALLILEO! Gallileo! Gallileo Figaro MAGNIFICOOOO-OH-OH

@SD50-2  
OOOH!  
(Wind blows)  
I DON’T WANNA DIE

@Communist Starlight  
MAMA!

GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE THE TRUTH

@SD50-2  
Too late, my time has come…

@jamestkelley  
As if nothing really matters…

@Pulse Wave  
Carry on, carrry on…

(Can’t leave a Bohemian Rhapsody recital incomplete, so…)
 
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow…

Mama, oooohhhh! Didn’t mean to make you cry!

@Background Pony #EE55  

 
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away!

@Random Ambler  

 
Mama… life had just begun…

@AaronMk  

 
Mama… just killed a man,  
Put a gun against his head,  
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead…

@Background Pony #433D  

 
Anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me, to me

@rintagea  
Little high, little low…

@jamestkelley  
I’M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY.
 
(Hell yes we’re doing this)

@Background Pony #F04F  
open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…
 
(we can stop right there, if you like)

@AaronMk  
open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…
 
(please don’t tell me we’re going to sing the whole song in the comment section, lol)

Caught in a landslide  
No escape from reality