hey guys!!!  
Your Horoscope For Today

The only Libra thing I have is that I try to be fair. If that results in everything else associated with it, then I guess I am a Libra.  
But I ain’t Fluttershy, either.

You know, all those traits do apply, and I am a Libra, but THE FUCK I’M A FLUTTERSHY
 
NO
 
I’m loud, obnoxious, outgoing and assertive.

Impious is ’Shy? Did we mess with the natural order?

Hey look, I’m offensive.

Didn’t the horoscope have a shift over a decade back and have a new sign added?

I’m so not Rainbow Dash

WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO IRONIC

@Impious  
LOL  
that is awesome

@Impious  

Libra…  
I never believed in horoscopes anyway.

I…
 
…I’m a fluttershy.

Aquarius. Eeyup~!

…Rainbow Dash doesn’t fit me at all, I’m a cowardly, self-loathing, lazy motherfucker.  
…Though I guess Impulsive KINDA fits me…

>Emotional, Intense, Passionate, Magnetic, Resentful
 
Two out of five ain’t bad, right?

Celestia, fuck yeah!

I like my pony~♥

I am Capricorn! Just like best pony!

I am an Aries, yet none of those qualities match up with me…
 
Then again my fav pony (AJ) has all the qualities I have…
 
Dang…

It’s time for war, my fellow Horoscopes
 

Pisces unite :D

i’m big mac! :D

Dangit, why is Big Mac Aquarius?

Huzzah, I am best Background Pony!!

Capricorn, eh? That does not sound like me…