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Here’s the Silly Song card for The Ponies Who Don’t Do Anything.

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Background Pony #D85D
Because Bob, Larry and Junior are fans of Callie from Splatoon while the others like Marie. Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and Junior Asparagus have been playing Splatoon a lot and in the first Splatoon they choose the teams that Callie likes and she won twenty six Splatfests despite Marie winning only nineteen.
Background Pony #D85D
Oh I bet that VeggieTales can play The Squid Sisters from Splatoon here’s who’s who!  
Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and Junior Asparagus will be Callie, while Archibald, Mr. Lunt, Pa Grape, Mr. Nezzer, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Jean-Claude, Philippe, Laura Carrot, Madame Blueberry and Petunia Rhubarb will be Marie.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Background Pony #AAB6  
Granny: “Pass the chips! Who’s got the remote control?”
 
Pinkie: “Here it is!”
 
Starlight: “Time for Geraldo!”
 
“It’s definitly time for Wapner.”
 
“Oh, I don’t like this show.”
 
“Hey, look! I found a bit!”
Background Pony #E4D8
@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkie: And I…Never licked a spark plug and I never sniffed a stinkbug, and I never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball%. And I never bathed in yogurt and I don’t look good in leggings%…  
Granny: You just don’t get it.  
All 3: And we’ve never been to Poston in the fall~!!!
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Background Pony #AAB6  
“I think you look like Captain Crunch.”
 
“Huh? No I don’t!”
 
“Do to!”
 
“Do not!”
 
“You’re making me hungry.”
 
“That’s it! You’re walkin’ the plank!”
 
“Says who?”
 
“Says the cappin’ that’s who!”
 
“Oh yeah? Aye aye Captain Crunch! He he he he!”
 
“Arrghh!”
 
“Yikes!”
Background Pony #E4D8
@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Granny Smith: And who’s ever kissed a chipmunk? That’s just nonsense! Why even bring it up?!? Am I right? to Starlight What do you think?
Background Pony #E4D8
@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkie: Well, I’ve never plucked a rooster and I’m not too good at ping-pong, and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall%! And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’ve never gotten manelice%. And I’ve never been to Poston in the fall~!
Background Pony #E4D8
@ianpony98  
Starlight: And I…Never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck. And never veer to starboard ‘cuz I never sail at all! And I never walked the gangplank and I never owned that parrot.And I’ve never been to Postown in the fall!
ianpony98
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@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
All 3: Cause’ we’re the pirates, who don’t do anything%! We just stay at home and lie around%! And if you ask us, to do anything, we’ll just tell you~…  
Starlight:sips her drink We don’t do anything
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Background Pony #4BEA  
Granny: “Well I’ve, never been to Greenland, and I’ve never been to Beaver, and I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Maud. And I’ve never been to Moscow, and I’ve never been to Tampa. And I’ve never been to Postown in the fall!”
Background Pony #921F
@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
All 3: We are the pirates, who don’t do anything%! We just stay at home and lie around%! And if you ask us, to do anything, we’ll just tell you~…  
Pinkie: reclines We don’t do anything~!
Jack-Rabbit2SB

“And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Pinkie. The part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Pinkie are Granny Smith, and Starlight Glimmer. Who together become the infamous gang of scalawags, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.”