Scientists don’t want you to know about this ONE WEIRD TRICK to build a portal to Equestria!

“One second… (Slurp) Damn that’s good OJ. (Breaks the glass on Twilight’s face. Yeah. I have A lot to live for.”

@Background Pony #1E98  
When people jump off buildings, most don’t realize it but the ground impact kinda rips you apart in an absolutely horrific way that mentally scars innocent bystanders. It’s horrible. Don’t do that.

My penis won’t fit

Consider it NEVER.  
Not because you’re important or anything…  
But because it’s not a nice or peaceful way to go.
 
You slip it around your neck, you take a final moment before you kick out the chair you stood on. You can’t breath. Primative function kicks in. You panic, and struggle to stay alive. The rope usually doesn’t hold after this.
 
Tie it to a tree branch first, then jump off the branch. Breaking your neck is quicker.  
Or just walk off a tall building. That way you can’t accidentally save your own life.
 
Or don’t.  
Because whatever you’re feeling is probably the fault of bodily chemicals and you’re overwhelmed with emotion or self-reflection.  
Get out of your own head every once and a while.

I consider it almost daily.

@Background Pony #A209  
But in the beaurocratic crap world we live in, you have to keep that secret or they can do all kinds of crap to you and strip you of so many rights, even though an awful lot of people think of it at one point or other.
 
I mean seriously, Shakespeare’s “to be or not to be”. Though I guess a lot of that paper stuff probably refers to really seriously planning it and stuff? I dunno, but it’s kinda crappy.
 
But yeah I’ve kinda been like that before, as you describe. I’d suggest finding and focusing on a dream more, though really living for those you love isn’t too bad, either, but to really get somewhere and be happier it often helps to have something else, too. Especially something to look forward to.

@Cirrus Light  
I think it’s something a lot of us consider at one point or another, I’ve had those thoughts before and quickly push them away when I think of how badly I’d hurt the people that care about me by doing so. It’s probably the only thing that’s still keeping me alive.

Almost did consider it at one point.
 
But my issue isn’t that I can’t do anything. It’s that I can only really do one or two of the many things I want to. Maybe more if I’m lucky.
 
If I’m upset that I can’t raise the number of things I can probably do in life to match my number of dreams, then what sense is there in reducing that to 0 for certain?
 
That’s like complaining your soup is too hot then putting it in the microwave until it all boils away.
 

 
@gildor  
It was fun playing that with pony figures.
 
“Applejack in the bedroom with the rope”
 
That’s either plain murder, a kinky accident, or part of each.
 
Because you know, ropes, like hoses, getting kinks in them. What did you think I meant, jeez.
 
The suicide version of the game is a lot easier, though.
 
“You found Twilight’s body hanging in the bedroom”
 
“Twilight, in the bedroom, with the rope!”
 
“You win!”

They would call then police agenda.  
#nosoul4me  

Oh, a friendly game of Clue? That sounds fun.

It’ll take more rope than that to hold all this depression.

Aaaaaaaww but I did that two days ago.