@Goddess Erosia  
BULLSHIT

@HwanyPlayz  
I HAVE BROUGHT ORDER, PEACE, AND JUSTICE TO THE GALAXY

nvm he is

@Edhelistar  
The better, more awesome version XD
 
 
@Ardashir  
My favorite version of Vader is the “Darth Vader and Son” version, by Jeff Brown.

@Edhelistar  
Ah, the ‘Infinities’ setting where Vader turns but lives at the end of RoTJ, and the Emperor escapes.

@Sapphire Star
 
@Sapphire Star
 
I meant this version of Anakin Skywalker:  

@Background Pony #E327  
Thank you!
 
@Ardashir  
Who cares about dignity? Lord Vader has his very own NIGHTMARE MOON TOY!

@Sapphire Star  
Oh my lord… Palps has really sunk pretty far in the world. Hanging out with the Ewoks would be more dignified. XD

This is too precious.

@FamusJamus  
Got it- thanks!
 
@Sgtnolisten  
No worries! I got to see the awesomeness and I about died (especially when I imagined the Emperor controlling the whole thing with a look of glee on his prune-face XD)
 
Now, let’s see if I can send you an awesome clip of the Emperor

@FamusJamus  
I tried it with both and about 20 other variations but none were working in the preview tab.
 
It is apparent that I am not the smart when it comes to computers.

@Sgtnolisten  
The link itself is wrong. Should be either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar61Fh5KXMU or https://www.youtu.be/Ar61Fh5KXMU
 
“Youtube.com” has the “watch?v=VIDEOCODE” at the end while “youtu.be” just has the code itself with no prefix.
 
For clickable links:  
“This is some link text.”:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar61Fh5KXMU  
Gives: This is some link text.
 
Text in speech marks, followed by a colon, and then the link address.
 
But yeah, nice video.

@Sgtnolisten
 
I’ll have to do that. Derpibooru doesn’t like us linking things, I guess.

@Sapphire Star  
Look it up through google. I tried making it a clickable link, but it wasn’t working for me.

@Sgtnolisten  
Youtube is being a butt and telling me “this page does not exist” grumblegrumble
 
@Ardashir  
Ooh, that sounds hilarious! If you ever remember what that was called let me know. I need more Star Wars snarkiness in my life!

@Sapphire Star  
Very OT but have you ever seen any footage from a show that almost made it to air? It was kind of like Robot Chicken claymation but done exclusively with the Star Wars characters. In fact,it was done by Lucas’ company right before he sold it to Disney. It was all pretty snarky comedy/parody, but for the life of me I can’t remember the title right now.

@Sapphire Star  
What? Like this?
 
http://youtube.com/Ar61Fh5KXMU

@Ardashir  
There are also some hilarious Studio C comedy sketches with The Emperor (one where he’s a college roommate with a bunch of other guys, and another where he’s trying to get a loan for a third Death Star from Wells Fargo… Man, they’ve done a bunch of hilarious Star Wars sketches…..
 
And now I’m off-topic.
 
@Sgtnolisten
 
The Sith could entertain people by putting on lightning-based shows instead.

@Sgtnolisten  
That reminds me of a joke from (eggh) The Golden Girls. To paraphrase: “I remember the biggest game show back during the time of the Sith Empire. It was called ‘Truth or Torture’… How did you play? I just told you! Truth or Torture! Palpatine asked the questions and you’d better tell the truth! ‘Who’s got the better Force powers, me or Yoda?’ ‘Who’s the most popular guy in the Galactic Empire, me or Yoda?’ ‘Who’s got the sexier gals, Jedi or Sith?’

@Ardashir  
Key word is “Jedi”.
 
Sith it’s “laugh or you die.”

@Sapphire Star  
I forget if it was on Robot Chicken where they did something with Obi-Wan Kenobi doing stand-up, and using the Jedi Mind Trick to make everyone laugh.

@justanotherponi  
Heckler: with his last breath You….still….suuuuuuck….
 
Totally imagining Vader, with the voice and all, doing stand-up. That in itself would be a hilarious juxtaposition XD

@Edhelistar  

 
@Sapphire Star
 
Anakin: Have you ever noticed how some men leave the Refresher seat up? …That’s the Joke.
 
Person in Crowd: YOU SUCK ANAKIN!
 
Anakin: Activates lightsaber and throws it at off-screen heckler, the man screaming in agony as the blade hits him. Anakin raises his hand, recalling the blade back to him with the force

@Ardashir  
She’ll murder a plate of cookies, though XD
 
@Background Pony #65EC  
Mass-murdering psychopath with a penchant for esophageal torture? Not a villain.
 
@Edhelistar  
I just imagined Hayden Christensen as a stand-up comedian and now I’m looking for some rotten tomatoes to throw…