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Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Storm King (to Tempest): “Do something!”  
Tempest (to Grubber): “Do something!”  
Grubber (on intercom):“DO SOMETHING!”
Background Pony #2994
@Background Pony #5E8C  
Edited: there the mistakes are fix:  
Tempest Shadow: Have you found them yet?  
Corporal: No, they’re still not on the scanner.  
Tempest Shadow: Well, keep looking for them. [taking a couple sips of her coffee]  
Grubber: I have an idea. [to a storm guard] get me the dvd of My Little pony: the Movie.  
storm guard: Yes, sir. [searches a shelf full of My Little Pony films and shorts reading each title] Rescue from Midnight Castle, The Return of Tambelon, Escape from Catrina…  
Tempest Shadow: Grubber, may I speak with you, please?  
Grubber: Sure.  
Tempest Shadow: [Tempest whispers to Grubber and herself quietly] How can there be a dvd of My Little pony: the Movie? We’re still in the middle of making it!  
Grubber: Well, that’s true, but there’s been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.  
Tempest Shadow: There has?  
Grubber: Yes! Instant dvds. They’re out in stores before the movie is finished!  
Tempest Shadow: [doubtfully] Nah!  
storm guard: Here it is, sir! [takes out a dvd and holds it] Spaceballs!  
Grubber: Good work, punch it up! [it shows the movie’s opening] That’s much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!  
storm guard: Fast-forwarding, sir!  
[storm guard fast-forwards to the part where Tempest has ignored Grubber’ warning to buckle up that leads to her to getting severely injured]  
Tempest Shadow: No, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again. [sips coffee in embarrassment]  
Grubber: Try here. Stop.  
[the storm guard stops the tape, then Tempest and Grubber come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing]  
Tempest Shadow: What the Tartarus am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!  
Grubber: “Now.” You’re looking at “now,” sir. Everything that happens now [indicates himself and Tempest] is happening “now.” [Indicates the screen]  
Tempest Shadow: What happened to “then”?  
Grubber: We passed “then.”  
Tempest Shadow: When?  
Grubber: Just now. We’re at “now,” now.  
Tempest Shadow: Go back to “then”!  
Grubber: When?  
Tempest Shadow: Now!  
Grubber: Now?  
Tempest Shadow: Now!  
Grubber: I can’t.  
Tempest Shadow: Why?!  
Grubber: We missed it.  
Tempest Shadow: When?!  
Grubber: Just now.  
Tempest Shadow: … When will “then” be “now”?  
Grubber: Soon.  
Tempest Shadow: [backpedals in shock] How soon?  
storm guard: Ma’am!  
Tempest Shadow : What?!  
storm guard: We have identified their location.  
Tempest Shadow: Where?!  
storm guard: In the desert of Klugetown!  
Grubber: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!  
Tempest Shadow: When?!  
storm guard: 1900 hours, sir!  
Grubber: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!  
Tempest Shadow: WHO?!!
Background Pony #2994
Tempest Shadow: Have you found them yet?  
Corporal: No, they’re still not on the scanner.  
Tempest Shadow: Well, keep looking for them. [taking a couple sips of coffee through his helmet]  
Grubber: I have an idea. [to a storm guard] get me the video cassette of Spaceballs: the Movie.  
storm guard: Yes, sir. [searches a shelf full of My Little Pony films and shorts reading each title] Rescue from Midnight Castle, The Return of Tambelon, Escape from Catrina…  
Tempest Shadow: Grubber, may I speak with you, please?  
Grubber: Sure.  
Tempest Shadow: [Tempest whispers to Grubber and herself quietly] How can there be a dvd of Spaceballs: the Movie? We’re still in the middle of making it!  
Grubber: Well, that’s true, sir, but there’s been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.  
Tempest Shadow: There has?  
Grubber: Yes! Instant dvds. They’re out in stores before the movie is finished!  
Tempest Shadow: [doubtfully] Nah!  
storm guard: Here it is, sir! [takes out a dvd and holds it] Spaceballs!  
Grubber: Good work, punch it up! [it shows the movie’s opening] That’s much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!  
storm guard: Fast-forwarding, sir!  
[storm guard fast-forwards to the part where Tempest has ignored Grubber’ warning to buckle up that leads to her to getting severely injured]  
Tempest Shadow: No, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again. [sips coffee in embarrassment]  
Grubber: Try here. Stop.  
[the storm guard stops the tape, then Tempest and Grubber come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing]  
Tempest Shadow: What the Tartarus am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!  
Grubber: “Now.” You’re looking at “now,” sir. Everything that happens now [indicates himself and Tempest] is happening “now.” [Indicates the screen]  
Tempest Shadow: What happened to “then”?  
Grubber: We passed “then.”  
Tempest Shadow: When?  
Grubber: Just now. We’re at “now,” now.  
Tempest Shadow: Go back to “then”!  
Grubber: When?  
Tempest Shadow: Now!  
Grubber: Now?  
Tempest Shadow: Now!  
Grubber: I can’t.  
Tempest Shadow: Why?!  
Grubber: We missed it.  
Tempest Shadow: When?!  
Grubber: Just now.  
Tempest Shadow: … When will “then” be “now”?  
Grubber: Soon.  
Tempest Shadow: [backpedals in shock] How soon?  
storm guard: Ma’am!  
Tempest Shadow : What?!  
storm guard: We have identified their location.  
Tempest Shadow: Where?!  
storm guard: In the desert of Klugetown!  
Grubber: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!  
Tempest Shadow: When?!  
storm guard: 1900 hours, sir!  
Grubber: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!  
Tempest Shadow: WHO?!!