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+-SH safe2280943 +-SH grubber935 +-SH storm king1519 +-SH tempest shadow19384 +-SH g42123178 +-SH my little pony: the movie21663 +-SH colonel sandurz9 +-SH dark helmet19 +-SH exploitable meme33820 +-SH make it happen2027 +-SH mel brooks17 +-SH meme97389 +-SH president skroob2 +-SH spaceballs the tag105
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Tempest is far too competent to be Dark Helmet. To say nothing of too tall.
“MY LITTLE PONY: DA FLAMETHROWAH!”
Mel Brooks. nuff said!
My Little Pony: The Movie 5000
Tempest (to Grubber): “Do something!”
Grubber (on intercom):“DO SOMETHING!”
TSh: “What?”
G: “…Are we being too literal?”
TSh: “No, you fool; we’re following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we’re combing it.”
Edited
Tempest Shadow: Do something!
Grubber: turns on speaker DO SOMETHING!
Edited: there the mistakes are fix:
Tempest Shadow: Have you found them yet?
Corporal: No, they’re still not on the scanner.
Tempest Shadow: Well, keep looking for them. [taking a couple sips of her coffee]
Grubber: I have an idea. [to a storm guard] get me the dvd of My Little pony: the Movie.
storm guard: Yes, sir. [searches a shelf full of My Little Pony films and shorts reading each title] Rescue from Midnight Castle, The Return of Tambelon, Escape from Catrina…
Tempest Shadow: Grubber, may I speak with you, please?
Grubber: Sure.
Tempest Shadow: [Tempest whispers to Grubber and herself quietly] How can there be a dvd of My Little pony: the Movie? We’re still in the middle of making it!
Grubber: Well, that’s true, but there’s been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.
Tempest Shadow: There has?
Grubber: Yes! Instant dvds. They’re out in stores before the movie is finished!
Tempest Shadow: [doubtfully] Nah!
storm guard: Here it is, sir! [takes out a dvd and holds it] Spaceballs!
Grubber: Good work, punch it up! [it shows the movie’s opening] That’s much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
storm guard: Fast-forwarding, sir!
[storm guard fast-forwards to the part where Tempest has ignored Grubber’ warning to buckle up that leads to her to getting severely injured]
Tempest Shadow: No, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again. [sips coffee in embarrassment]
Grubber: Try here. Stop.
[the storm guard stops the tape, then Tempest and Grubber come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing]
Tempest Shadow: What the Tartarus am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Grubber: “Now.” You’re looking at “now,” sir. Everything that happens now [indicates himself and Tempest] is happening “now.” [Indicates the screen]
Tempest Shadow: What happened to “then”?
Grubber: We passed “then.”
Tempest Shadow: When?
Grubber: Just now. We’re at “now,” now.
Tempest Shadow: Go back to “then”!
Grubber: When?
Tempest Shadow: Now!
Grubber: Now?
Tempest Shadow: Now!
Grubber: I can’t.
Tempest Shadow: Why?!
Grubber: We missed it.
Tempest Shadow: When?!
Grubber: Just now.
Tempest Shadow: … When will “then” be “now”?
Grubber: Soon.
Tempest Shadow: [backpedals in shock] How soon?
storm guard: Ma’am!
Tempest Shadow : What?!
storm guard: We have identified their location.
Tempest Shadow: Where?!
storm guard: In the desert of Klugetown!
Grubber: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!
Tempest Shadow: When?!
storm guard: 1900 hours, sir!
Grubber: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!
Tempest Shadow: WHO?!!
Corporal: No, they’re still not on the scanner.
Tempest Shadow: Well, keep looking for them. [taking a couple sips of coffee through his helmet]
Grubber: I have an idea. [to a storm guard] get me the video cassette of Spaceballs: the Movie.
storm guard: Yes, sir. [searches a shelf full of My Little Pony films and shorts reading each title] Rescue from Midnight Castle, The Return of Tambelon, Escape from Catrina…
Tempest Shadow: Grubber, may I speak with you, please?
Grubber: Sure.
Tempest Shadow: [Tempest whispers to Grubber and herself quietly] How can there be a dvd of Spaceballs: the Movie? We’re still in the middle of making it!
Grubber: Well, that’s true, sir, but there’s been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.
Tempest Shadow: There has?
Grubber: Yes! Instant dvds. They’re out in stores before the movie is finished!
Tempest Shadow: [doubtfully] Nah!
storm guard: Here it is, sir! [takes out a dvd and holds it] Spaceballs!
Grubber: Good work, punch it up! [it shows the movie’s opening] That’s much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
storm guard: Fast-forwarding, sir!
[storm guard fast-forwards to the part where Tempest has ignored Grubber’ warning to buckle up that leads to her to getting severely injured]
Tempest Shadow: No, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again. [sips coffee in embarrassment]
Grubber: Try here. Stop.
[the storm guard stops the tape, then Tempest and Grubber come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing]
Tempest Shadow: What the Tartarus am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Grubber: “Now.” You’re looking at “now,” sir. Everything that happens now [indicates himself and Tempest] is happening “now.” [Indicates the screen]
Tempest Shadow: What happened to “then”?
Grubber: We passed “then.”
Tempest Shadow: When?
Grubber: Just now. We’re at “now,” now.
Tempest Shadow: Go back to “then”!
Grubber: When?
Tempest Shadow: Now!
Grubber: Now?
Tempest Shadow: Now!
Grubber: I can’t.
Tempest Shadow: Why?!
Grubber: We missed it.
Tempest Shadow: When?!
Grubber: Just now.
Tempest Shadow: … When will “then” be “now”?
Grubber: Soon.
Tempest Shadow: [backpedals in shock] How soon?
storm guard: Ma’am!
Tempest Shadow : What?!
storm guard: We have identified their location.
Tempest Shadow: Where?!
storm guard: In the desert of Klugetown!
Grubber: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!
Tempest Shadow: When?!
storm guard: 1900 hours, sir!
Grubber: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!
Tempest Shadow: WHO?!!
Tempest Shadow: Ah, buckle this! Ludicrous Speed, GO!
I’ll just assume that most of the downvoters have not seen the masterpiece that is Spaceballs and thus don’t get the joke.
president skroob
tag?!?! D:Wow, same time. Clearly, great minds think alike.