justanotherponi 
The Lost Primarch
Pinkie: "YOU HAVE SULLIED YOUR HOOVES WITH FILTHY PARCHMENTS OF HERESY GUARDSMARE, HOW DO YOU PLEAD!?"
Twilight: "W-what? No-.."
Pinkie: "TOO LATE HERETIC!"_*BLAM!_* **Picks up parchment*
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Ultramare: **Bursts through wall** YOU INSPIRE YOUR PONIES TO STUDY SUCH FOUL SMUT COMMISSAR!? YOU HERETIC!_*BLAM!_* **Parchment flies up and lands on the ultramares head*
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Brother of Battle: **Bursts through other wall** YOU DETESTABLE MUTANTS FILL YOUR HEADS WITH SUCH VILE OBSCENETIES!? DIE HERETIC!_*BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!_* **picks up parchment** M-maybe just...one read....
Celestial Knight: **bursts through wall** BROTHER! I NEED YOUR BLOOD TO MA- Oh, hold on. YOU'RE A HERETIC!_*BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!_ *
Twilight: "W-what? No
Pinkie: "TOO LATE HERETIC!"
Ultramare: **Bursts through wall** YOU INSPIRE YOUR PONIES TO STUDY SUCH FOUL SMUT COMMISSAR!? YOU HERETIC!
Brother of Battle: **Bursts through other wall** YOU DETESTABLE MUTANTS FILL YOUR HEADS WITH SUCH VILE OBSCENETIES!? DIE HERETIC!
Celestial Knight: **bursts through wall** BROTHER! I NEED YOUR BLOOD TO MA- Oh, hold on. YOU'RE A HERETIC!