That’s so silly.

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
Pinkie: Uh, yeah, Twilight. What do I do?

Director: “Alright. PonyTales promo: Take 38.”
 
…A brief message from Twilight (Sparkle) and Pinkie (Pie) …Hosts of PonyTales (Battle Hymn of the Republic plays)
 
Twilight: “Okay, get this. All the citizens of Equestria come together. Unicorns, Pegasi, Earth ponies, regardless of species, color, ethnicity, they all come together with one purpose, and that purpose~~!”
 
Pinkie: “Hey Twilight! Have you seen my, plastic, wind-up lobster?”
 
“Not now!” ahem “That purpose is to create the most fantastic Christian children’s series anyone has ever imagined! A show bursting with positive values, filled with light hearted stories, songs, and educational materials! A show so bold, so innovative, so Equis-shattering it can only be called one thing… PonyTales!”
 
“Oh, here it is! snap Ow!”
 
Fancy Pants: “Just a minute! Not so fast! Before this nonsense goes any further, I just want everyone to know that I was against it from the start! Isn’t that right, dear?”
 
Cheerilee: “That’s right, he was!”
 
“Yes, when that cotton candy came up to me I~~!”
 
“It’s an Earth pony, dear.”
 
“Oh yes that’s right. As I was saying that pink Earth pony came up to me and asked me what I thought we should do this weekend. I suggested a walk in the park, might be nice, we hadn’t done one of those in a while, but no! They decided to do a television show instead! I mean, really? You put ponies in fields, you use them as kiddie rides, occasionally you might use them as an aesthetically pleasing toy, but you never, never put ponies on television! It is simply not done!”
 
“I don’t know, I kinda like the idea.”

“Ok, Pinkie. It’s time to do the theme song!”