This glorious edit…  

@Background Pony #0599  
The middle east was just a pawn.  
While our soldiers were in the desert,  
that crap was nuking the planet.
 
120° is pretty hot.  
10° hotter, you melt!

@Background Pony #0599  
Maybe acid or something would have been more environmentally friendly. I dunno. XD

@Background Pony #0599  
damn, too bad they didn’t go through with it

Is that popcorn?
 
RD : Si.
 
Oh yah speak Spanish?
 
RD : Si!
 
Can you only say yes in Spanish?
 
RD : ………Si…..

Molto bene, mein herr. ;3

@Background Pony #0599  
BUILD THE SWAMP
 
Wait…

Her reaction when border wall engineers suggested a radioactive trench moat (yes, they  
DID actually proposed that!)

Inche potranca multicolor, esas son mis palomitas

Aquí empieza lo Rico…:v

@Bexar Bandito  
…now I want a duet sung by both Bandita here and Jose Jalapeño… on a stick.

Hola, Paco! Que tal, como estas?

[moustache (1600)]  
WHOO HOO, GET!

Buen-bow Dash

Hahahaha! 😂

ay ay ay ay  
i am the rainbow bandita!  
i like fritos corn chips, i love them, i do  
i love fritos corn chips, i’ll steal them from you!

I’m waiting for someone to get triggered over this because mexico.

PALOMITAS DE MAIZ Y SOMBREROS MEJICANOS
 
 
OHHHH SIIII

close that mouth when chewing, it’s gross

…que

okay…

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