as of today she hasn’t been liking humans for 10 years

@Background Pony #F818  
Technically, Lyra’s brain is horse meat.

Horse Meat went into Lyra’s mind.

Lyra: “How did you find that out?”
 
Twilight: “Let’s just say Flash is never buying me dinner again.”

@Albus Fahrenheits  
No problem.

@RedTriangle  
Just making sure. This is the internet so you can never be too sure.

@Albus Fahrenheits  
‘Bro,’ I’m a guy.

@RedTriangle  
S’all good, bro or sis.

@Albus Fahrenheits  
That’s explains it, (not in a bad way).

@RedTriangle  
I live in the Philippines. My father, brother and I go on camping trips.

@PonyPon
 
I say that’s a myth. No really, it is a myth.  
Like the Mares of Diomedes or the Kelpie, which it look Equinoid.

@Albus Fahrenheits  
Don’t take this the wrong way but you don’t happen to live in a rainforest have you?
 
Wild chickens? Most people eat domesticated chickens, and where people get to eat monkeys.

I’ve eaten monkeys, cats, frogs and wild chickens but not ponies

Ponies have hair, too…

@Bristle_Brew  
ever had Salami? if yes, i have bad News for you….

What’s the problem¸ Lyra? Can’t you even stomach a little hippophagy?

I’ve never eaten anything Equine.  
And I just recently stopped with Lamb.  
…Cows, I’ll still eat the hell out of.

thats mean

twilight to trollestia conversion 30%

Yes and we call that place Japan.

i dont eat horses, i eat ponys…..EVERY NIGH-  
shot

Horse meat is similar in taste to veal, like ostriches.

What about those horses that ate human flesh?

Lyra, not all humans eat horses. I know I don’t.

Crawls in a corner  
We must all be ashamed…