@Goobington  
You, a simpleton:  

 
Me, an intellectual:  

@Keith Mowz  

@Twi_Clown  

Why y’all put cheese on my cheeseburger

@Twi_Clown  
pinkie pie: we serve food here ma’am

Twilight: “I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a hay wagon, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it gallop.”

“So the usual, then?”

@1984strat  

“AND A DIET SODA! I’M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT”

@Keith Mowz  
_{my body is ready}

@Keith Mowz  
Huh, me too, but for teriyaki at the Japanese place. I guess that burger reminded of it ’cause the meat is on a bed of lettuce… <w<

@Talthos  

 
Now I’m hungry.

@Goobington
 
@Brony_Conundrum
 
@judacris
 
Quoted from a comment on Bubble Bass’ Order
 
 
BEHOLD THE RECIPE FOR THE BUBBLE BASS BURGER:
 
Double Triple Bossy Deluxe:  
Double Triple = 6 patties, Bossy = all-beef, Deluxe = everything on it. (Lettuce, tomato, onions etc)
 
On a raft:  
Toast in place of buns.
 
4x4:  
Previous 6 patties x 4 = 24, with another 24 slices of cheese. That’s 6 burgers stacked, each with 4 patties and 4 slices of cheese. 6 layers of everything.
 
Animal style:  
Patties cooked in mustard, PICKLES, grilled onions, extra spread. (usually Thousand-Island. Pickles added to everything: 12 total)
 
Extra shingles:  
Extra toast, 2 per layer, 14 total.
 
With a shimmy:  
Jelly spread on toast.
 
And a squeeze:  
Orange juice to drink.
 
Light axle grease:  
Light butter on the toast.
 
Make it cry:  
Extra onions.
 
Burn it: Patties are well-done.
 
Let it swim:  
Extra special sauce.
 
DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING LIVE FOREVER?
 
WE SERVE FOOD HERE

“I would rather have people yell than when they didn’t talk loud enough; that drove me crazy!”  
–Dane Cook, “Crappy Jobs”

I gotta admit I now want to hear someone reading this to proper metrical effect.

@Goobington  
I got that reference.

🎵Ding, fries are done!🎵

@Goobington  
…We serve food here, sir.

I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

@PonyPon  
@Meanlucario  
They exist, I’ve had ‘em. Shit’s delish.

@Tetrominon  
I wouldn’t mind a mushroom burger like that.

BURGERS FOR THE BURGER PRINCESS
 

@Tetrominon  
It is funny how much like a regular burger that might look like.