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Semantic Error:
A cyoa by TheBathWaterHero
“Aw shit! Brandy Act normal!”
“Alright File.”
You rush over to the drugs on the table and start frantically putting them away.
The doorbell rings again.
“I’ll be there in a moment!”
In your panic you smash your way to the door, only taking a deep breath before opening it as preparation. Finally you turn the lock and look at a pony standing in the hallway, who’s looking a little blurry at the moment.
“Can I help you?”
“I’ve got a package for you sir.”
You haven’t ordered anything recently and you didn’t tell your bitch of a half sister where you live so it couldn’t be her trying to make you feel guilty about some stupid shit.
“Are you sure that you have the right place?”
“Are you mr.. Cold File?
“Yes.”
“Then knowing the courier service I work for, This is for you.”
The bug with the tentacles behind the courier is giving you the evil eye. but this pony doesn’t seem so worried by it so you guess it must be okay.
“Sir, I need you to sign for this. I’ve got other deliveries to do today.”
“Oh, alright. you sign for the package and take it inside.”
Opening it up you find a new computer and a note.
A cyoa by TheBathWaterHero
“Aw shit! Brandy Act normal!”
“Alright File.”
You rush over to the drugs on the table and start frantically putting them away.
The doorbell rings again.
“I’ll be there in a moment!”
In your panic you smash your way to the door, only taking a deep breath before opening it as preparation. Finally you turn the lock and look at a pony standing in the hallway, who’s looking a little blurry at the moment.
“Can I help you?”
“I’ve got a package for you sir.”
You haven’t ordered anything recently and you didn’t tell your bitch of a half sister where you live so it couldn’t be her trying to make you feel guilty about some stupid shit.
“Are you sure that you have the right place?”
“Are you mr.. Cold File?
“Yes.”
“Then knowing the courier service I work for, This is for you.”
The bug with the tentacles behind the courier is giving you the evil eye. but this pony doesn’t seem so worried by it so you guess it must be okay.
“Sir, I need you to sign for this. I’ve got other deliveries to do today.”
“Oh, alright. you sign for the package and take it inside.”
Opening it up you find a new computer and a note.
Your target is the Bio-Dyne research data server. You are to obtain all available information on lot 1474 and erase it from their servers. I will send someone to pick up the information once you’ve obtained the files.
Once again it’s 5000 bits once we get the files and an extra 2000 if they don’t know what happened.
We appreciate your help in advance,
-Wintermute
Once again it’s 5000 bits once we get the files and an extra 2000 if they don’t know what happened.
We appreciate your help in advance,
-Wintermute
Reading this sobers you up a bit. This is the kind of shit that happens before someone finds you dead in a ditch missing all of your teeth. Although this is also the kind of thing where if you don’t go through with it, you just disappear. You’re not sure if it’s the drugs or the job but this is all starting to make you feel uneasy.
What do you do?
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