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And hey, for non-conception-based ‘recreation’ we have a yard-plus-long tongue and multitask-capable telekinesis. Problem(s) solved with gusto.
You guys are still going on about this?
<Beats you over the head with a D&D Monster Manual> STOP ARGUING SCIENCE IN A LAND OF MAGICAL TALKING PONIES!!
Funny thing is that a lot of non-mammals tend to have proportionally small members if any at all, so it’s possible that even full grown Spike’s would be just small enough to fit. He’d still have to take care not to break her hips or… her entire body, I guess.
Rarity: Would you happen to know a size-changing spell that’s safe to use on, say, a pony or a dragon?
Twilight: Not off the top of my head, but I could certainly look into it. Why do you ask?
Rarity: Well…First off, I’ll say that Spike and I are very happy together. I don’t mean to suggest otherwise. But there’s a certain…how do I put this delicately…mutual feeling of physical unfulfillment in our marriage.
Twilight: I’m afraid I don’t follow.
Rarity: I mean to say there are certain…activities in which a husband and wife commonly partake that have never been possible for the two of us due to the size disparity.
Twilight: I still don’t understand. What activities?
Rarity: Perhaps I’m phrasing this too delicately. I’m hoping that some magic spell can make Spike and I the same size, even if only for one evening. That way we can do what we should have done the evening of our wedding.
Twilight: Oh! I get it now! You want to have a romantic dinner together, but Spike’s too big to sit at a table.
Rarity: (facehoof)
3rd Edition Monster Manual. Anyway, like I said, the tradition of dragons having hybrid offspring with horses and other types of creatures goes back thousands of years in some cultures.
I don’t know. My fifteen years of D&D have never come up with Dragon Hybrids. Like I said. Must be that new edition that all the popular kids are talking about.
It’s also pretty common for dragons and equines to interbreed in both Greek and Chinese mythology, and probably some others I can’t think of off the top of my head. Dragons are also known to transform into horses in many myths. Realistically impossible, yes, bit dragons are realistically impossible, already.
This is what I get for keeping out of the world for the last thirteen years.
Apparently in 1999
And Wizards of the Coast is a subsidiary of Hasbro. What the hell? When did they buy WoC?
Must be one of them fancy new editions I hear about. Advanced Second Edition is the best. (Also; Wizards of the Coast owns D&D.)
Genetically impossible in a more realistic scenario, but in Dungeons and Dragons(Which Hasbro also owns) Dragons can create halfbreeds with anything.
I’ve been a DM for private games for almost fifteen years.
You obviously haven’t played enough D&D.
Also; dragon penors has spines like a cat.