You know what else is an abomination, according to the same book of the Bible? Shellfish. Yeah, good luck getting me to stop eating shrimp…

What is this, I don’t even… I clicked on this for Smith.

TONIGHT, WE PARTY IN HELL!

I was at Ponychan the day that got posted.
 
a few of them thought was fake,but were cool with it.

Can’t be from /mlp/, /m/p wasn’t around at the date of this post

Agent Smith is the original troll face.
 
Also, God said allegedly, and only in one damn line, a man cannot lie with a man as he does with a woman, that is an abomination. It doesn’t say anything about women. Also, if they follow that one fucking line, they have to follow ALL of it; stoning gays to death (and I don’t know about you, but they’ve been working out, so good luck), stoning glutinous children, stoning adulterers and stoning people who’ve divorced and remarried.
 
Hypocrites make my day.

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Upvoted for Smith. the story was a nice bonus.

This reminds me of the first time someone told me to ask myself “what would jesus do?” before doing anything questionable. I asked “why would I do what jesus did? they killed him!” and the PSR teacher had no good answer.

After a thousand years, having your flesh boiled off won’t be so bad.
 
So by then it might be worth it. Maybe. Satan’s the kind of guy that would melt your dick off then invite you to his topless keg party. Because he’s an asshole.

If there is a Hell, it will have all of the best music.

@ThatGuyImpious
 
Sure if you don’t mind their vaginas eating your penis.
 
But seriously why would hell be a better place to- wait. Holy shit Satan’s got a hot tub!
 
WOOOO! LAST ONE TO HELL IS A ROTTEN EGG!!!

@Itsthinking  
I first saw this back when I joined the fandom, one year ago next week, and apparently lots of people had seen it before that.

Satan doesn’t give a shit. If that’s really the case, then we’re all equal in hell.
 
Shit, maybe Heaven’s just the private high society party while Hell’s the bitchin’ frat party with Guinness kegs and topless, clean-pussied girls that accepts all passerby.

If it happened before February of this year, it didn’t happen on /mlp/. Just so people know to tag stuff correctly.

I was amused. Hail Satan.

I can totally believe that, since it sounds like something I would’ve said as a kid. Kid’s brain just went “God = Meanie. The opposite of God is Satan, right? Satan = Pony weddings”.

I call fake, but I giggled, nonetheless.

And then God came down from his mighty throne and decreed that that little girl was super awesome. And then God became Applejack’s best man and all was right in the world.

More retarded un-humor screencapped and uploaded just to waste seconds to people’s lives. How about taking up my challenge, find something NOT dumb and an embarrassment to time and space, find something nice and sweet. Do it.