wtf omg XD  
This is my Lauren Faust is the best

@Background Pony #929C  
As a self decreed Word-of-Faust Scholar, I give these Words-of-Faust a solid 7.683e-1 on the Faustometer.
 
Translated to the standard, universal scale of Canon, we get 32.673e-3 Cs.
 
_{(What that actually means is left as a elementary challenge for the reader)}

…reading through her tweets as a brony is like flipping through the pages of a hadith collection as a muslim.  
You know your Primary Source, but if you want to get a deeper understanding of the Primary Source, you look at the Secondary Source because it explains and give context to the Primary Source.  
The problem? You have to sort out what’s serious, what’s a joke, what’s relevant and what’s authentic in the Secondary Source.
 
What bronies need are ‘Word-of-Faust Scholars’ who will categorize tweets based on relevance, authenticity and seriousness of the post and from those tweets, form a consensus on the canon.  
Any brony who does not conform to the canon laid down by the scholars can be called misguided at best, to deviants, to heretics at worst.

 
“Dead cats? Of course they’re delicious! Live ones even more so!”

Lauren is drunk again

@Background Pony #BD40  

 
They are literally shitposting. Let them have some fun.

@Background Pony #17D1  
It’s not that people don’t take them as jokes it’s just that some people don’t find it funny. It’s not my opinion just read some comments here.

Can you people explain to me how in the name of any God can anyone take these as anything other than jokes? Seriously? Like do you ave no detectors at all? These are the most obvious dark jokes in the history of twitter an human progress.

The meat tastes better when it’s not cooked

@Trahzo  
Only if you take what she’s saying seriously. I think she’s just having fun.

stop it based lauren, you’re hurting me

@Background Pony #BD40  
Everyone has different humor.

Are these supposed to be funny? The “humor” is so low-brow and…dumb.

@Background Pony #BFAC  
That is probably right.
 
See the last one:  

 

@Lathius  
I think the first question was legit (asking who (if anyone) twilight was supposed to love) but she answered it publicly (meaning intending for everyone to see it, not just in a direct reply to the person) in a joking fashion. So then people were asking about the other characters for laughs I think and she played along.

@Vree  
No she was alive I felt it.

@Jerkface  
It seems in our madness, we broke her.

Finally, a ship that makes sense!

These are hilarious, but I feel bad that she STILL gets god damn shipping questions thrown in her direction, have some damn discretion.

@Philosopher Stone  
I completely disagree.
 
Do continue.

I love these tweets. LOL

I’m getting the feeling that Lauren is really angry today.

@EmeraldSkies  
She’s shitposting