@Background Pony #5FF0  
I love that song that I only learned about a few days ago.

And then she sneezed.  

Bounce a graviton particle beam  
off the main deflector dish!  
That’s the way we do things, lad!  
We’re making sht up as we wish.  
The Klingons and the Romulans  
pose no threat to us.  
‘Cause if we find we’re in a bind,  
we just make some sht up.

“For thirty hours!? It’s never taken you more than four!”

@Ebalosus  
Ahh gotcha. I wasn’t ready for the jump. ;)

@Ebalosus  
So what your saying is, being bipolar can save science fiction?  
Quick! Get J.J. Abrams on the phone!

@BigBuggyBastage
 
You’re right…but “reverse the polarity” is actually from Doctor Who originally, hence my (in jest, mind you) comment.

@Ebalosus  
Nope. After almost every Voyager episode, everything goes back to the way it was, just like The Simpsons. Sure, there are exceptions, e.g. Scorpion, but generally, nothing is learned or remembered by the next episode. The ship gets torn up or half-destroyed? All fixed by next week! lol

@BigBuggyBastage
 
Wrong franchise

@Cirrus Light  
It’s essential Wax On, Wax Off. The single most powerful move in karate and the same principle applies to extremely complex space battleships.

@BigBuggyBastage  
I kid you not, turning it off and back on again has even worked for the space program a number of times…

@P3FOYFN  

So did the RESET button. ;)

Just slap a deflector dish on her. It worked for Voyager in every other episode.
 

@Cirrus Light  
How could’ve I been so foolish? I should use a hypermetabolic cranial accelerator to hopefully reinvigorate my lackluster brainwave activity and use the Gershwin effect to convert into a better model.

@NotMetaB  
“Invest”? Don’t be dropping nonsensical words on us!

All of you are insane, that much tachyon energy is lethal to the average human and by channeling it through that low power of a reflector would surely end in hypolartharic stasis. We’d need to invest in a aluminum carbonic heliate conductor to avoid a catastrophe.

You guys are overcomplicating it.
 
Just channel the tachyon energy output through the main deflector dish.
 
Everything always goes through the main deflector dish in TNG.

Sunburst used multimodal reflection sorting to reverse the polarity of Flurry Heart’s neutron flow.

@BigBuggyBastage  
I don’t recall that much in TNG. I think that’s mostly something from the original series, or maybe I just don’t remember? :q

Just reverse the polarity. Seemed to work just about every other week.

@NotMetaB  
Sorry, my specialty is on the opposite end of the spectrum. I’ll just continue to pretend I know GR a lot better than I really do :P
 
But what little I do know is that it involves probability functions, the discretization of energy, and has an uncertainty principle of like, pv > hbar or something?
 
Ah, drat, checked myself, I really felt like adding a hbar/2 on the RHS but I didn’t for fear of being wrong, and sure enough that would’ve been closer to right Xp
 
It’s o _x o _p >= hbar/2, where o _x is the standard deviation for position and o _p is the same for momentum.
 
Mmmmmm, okay, wait, I’m not cheating here, the particles are…
 
Hadrons are composite particles made of smaller parts, such as quarks and neutrons being made of three quarks. One of them is up-up-down, the other is down-down-up, but can’t remember which is which… Quarks have “color” and that is conserved and there are three possible values and all of them are always different in a hadron, so that they all make “white”… Fermions are particles that are subject to the pauli exclusion principle and Bosons (the “force-carrying” particles) are not, and everything can be discretized as particles or described as a field.
 
Mmmmmm is that enough? Did I pass? Do I get a gold sticker?! :3
 
>>710648t
 
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I’ve got to do stuff in an hour and a half and I haven’t been able to sleep all night…
 
>>585399t

Now let’s discuss quantum mechanics.

Just use trilithium crystals and contain her with a warp coil, then use the shields as a vent for her power fluctuations.

Tachyons, yo.