@Darth Shy  
We certainly made the jokes long ago.

I feel like these two characters are quite similar, anyone else?

I thought Peridot was cute before she lost her limb enhancers! <3

This requires peer review

What a tragic waste of orange soda.
 
@Phantom Rider  
Also it hadn’t aired yet when this picture was posted.

@Phantom Rider  

@WinterCutieMark  
Sure wasn’t the latest Trixie episode or she’d be shipping her with Starlight!

@spawnofhastur  
Considering the scene this is based on I’m guessing she only had one episode of MLP to base her shipping on. Now the question is, was it Boast Busters or Magic Duel?

@Background Pony #E307  

 
Agreed.

@TheJayster49  
amey the flash lover

@OptimusPrimevil  
Eeyup. Amey, on the other hand…

@TheJayster49
 
peri the flash hater

Amethyst: “Oh please, it’s obvious Twilight’s in love with Flash Sentry”
 
Peridot: “What kinda sick fanfiction have you been reading?”
 
 
(I’m a Flashlight shipper, by the way. This is just Peridot being Peridot so please don’t take it seriously)

@lasty  
“… it’s DIRTVILLE, not EARTH!”

Trixie: Well, your proof, this drawing of Twilight Sparkle and my heads with lines going to a heart, is certainly…being presented. But there’s one part I don’t understand.  
Peridot: But I’ve been listing all your traits and quirks and how they match up so well for an hour!  
Trixie: That is Trixie’s concern exactly. Who are you and how do you know Sparkle and myself so intimately?  
Peridot: I’ve been following you and numerous other pairing candidates for exactly 100 Earth rotations!  
(Trixie glares at her)  
Peridot: Do you want to know who you’re second-most compatible with? (more glares) …what?

Peridot’s proof is in the pudding Trixie. Just look at the “twixie” tag.

The charts don’t lie.

@wildrook  
Or the Freakazoid one which is objectively funnier.

Looks really good on paper, literally.
 
Now it’s just bad pandering

I think you need to recheck your math, Dottie.

@wildrook  
whatever she had would be enough to quench pearl’s thirst then

Trixie: (continues the spittake all day ala Chowder)

@spawnofhastur
 
Sun > or = Trixie
 
Moon = Trixie
 
Star < Trixie

@Background Pony #45CB  
or she can endure the hours long version of her reasoning