ZizzyDizzyMC
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) -
Economist -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <ZizzyDizzyMC> you're really really triggering me

The Pony Archive Owner
“15 to 20 minutes”
If that’s the average amount of time then I must be dead down there.
 
I must also be dead down there… oh dear.
Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

TV: “Night Light! Help!”  
NL: “Hey! What part of ‘stay at least 100 meters away at all times’ don’t you understand, you freak!?” *zaps Anon*
Ginger_Fig
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

They’re also ostensibly prey animals so have they have to cum fast so they can start running agains in case some idk Pleistocene holdover-ass lion thang show up and try to eat them.
If I ever own a University you’re hired to teach Evolutionary Biology.
Eeveeinheat
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

@Pagan  
It seems that you nibbled while I bit.
Pagan

Gay Viking
This is attempted rape.
 
This is attempt at bait.
Barhandar
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
The Magic of Friendship Grows - For helping others attend the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Toola Roola - For helping others attend the 2019 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab

(twi|pony)booru.org
@Drumb  
This is pick-up attempt.  
ALso, you’re envious.
Eeveeinheat
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

@Drumb  
We don’t know the context. They could be dating, and he is just being lewd in public. He could just be propositioning her, and since in Equestria everyone is nude, showing your dick like that isn’t considered sexual assault. They could be friends and he does stuff like this all the time, just to make her flustered, and since in Equestria nudity isn’t taboo, then he is just being slightly more embarrassing than usual. Our laws would be much different in a place where nudity isn’t taboo, so don’t scream “attempted rape”. It isn’t rape unless he is actually holding her down and forcing it into her body while she is screaming “no! Stop!”. At most, depending on their laws, this might be harassment, but not rape. And no, coercing someone into sex isn’t rape either. In the end if she says yes, unless he threatens or guilt’s her, it is consented.
Drumb

Deletion reason: This is trying to start tumblr-level shit. Part2
Drumb

Deletion reason: This is trying to start tumblr-level shit.
Background Pony #C830
@Eeveeinheat  
And for good reasons.  
While mating they’re vulnurable. When a predator happens to attack them they can’t react quick enough and will probably get caught and killed. So you want to reduce that time as much as possible.
Crawfishness

@RunDevilRun007  
No you see, what you wanna do is finish as fast as possible. Obtain a new world record, become famous, make many money, and invest that money into pills that will help you last longer.
RunDevilRun007
Artist -

Sunset Shimmer's Husband
I wish I had this kind of confidence. Just whip my dick out while hanging out with some chick and be like “Yo, imagine this, pounding you, for an hour.”
 
I’d do it to my fiancee because the worst that’s gonna happen there is a smack on the head and a night on the couch.
 
This man is a legend.
 
Also, 15-20 minutes anon? Fucking lightweight.
MeshGearFox
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Eeveeinheat
 
They’re also ostensibly prey animals so have they have to cum fast so they can start running agains in case some idk Pleistocene holdover-ass lion thang show up and try to eat them.
Slipnote

@Eeveeinheat  
They’re very adorable.
OminousBrony

@Gefreiter  
I stand corrected. That makes it all the more impressive then for Velvet.
Eeveeinheat
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I love her expressions in this and the other one. It’s actually pretty sexy.
Eeveeinheat
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

@OminousBrony  
It’s because Equines are beasts (Read as non-human animal) in our universe who don’t have self control, as well as trying to make it as quick as possible. That’s why they don’t last long.
Obscure
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

This has to be the most believable cold proposition I’ve seen so far.
Gefreiter

@OminousBrony  
10 to 15 secs and at best to a 1m.
OminousBrony

@Perteks  
Well, from what I understand equines can only go for like a couple minutes or so, so that is pretty impressive to Velvet for comparison.
Perteks
Wallet After Summer Sale -

15 to 20 min ? Anon you are such a fast shooter :D
Pagan

Gay Viking
“15 to 20 minutes”
 
If that’s the average amount of time then I must be dead down there.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Put Out to Pasture
PICTURE IT!