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趁现在还有时间赶紧跑
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

…And yet, we’re waiting for Sugar Belle to show up.
Background Pony #2A53
I don’t think monoamourists get made fun of enough.
DashMaster325

You know, it never really occurred to me just how many mares were pining for the romantic attention of Big Mac.
Deltathedragon
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Insert AWOLNATION Run vine here
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RUN MAN, RUN!!!!!!
Background Pony #BF97
big mac!!! YOU STOLE MARBLE YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!!!
Background Pony #C874
Only way this could get worse is if Fleetfoot, Tealove and Luna showed up with Twilight, already itching to fight for his heart.  
It would be all out hell when Sweetcream Scoops steps onto the scene.
Background Pony #E936
Yes running would be a good idea if you want to keep your soul in your body.
Background Pony #6AF4
Polygamy gonna solve this. I guarantee.  
Actually no prolly not BUT it would make for a great sitcom.
The Last Reviewer

Looks like we got our selfs another showdown of ulimate harmony,winner takes all btw great advice celestia:)
Mlpr34

All i can think of is this:  
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Background Pony #6280
hi marble im here for our… ;sees big mac; your with him! ;grabs a house; ahhhh! ;trows at big mac;
Stotter
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I assume Celestia is here and getting involved because Luna is on her way, and that is the real reason to run.
 
@Outcast’s Redeemer  
I assume you meant himedere.
Ubiquitous big

FLUTTERMAC FOREVERRRRRR!  
THE ORIGINAL AND THE BEST, BABY!
Background Pony #B97D
This is gold.
Poptard
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The Tastiest
I think Celestia’s just trying to spirit Mac away all for herself.
SFaccountant
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DarkMech is Best Mech
@Outcast’s Redeemer  
What, Rarity too? Let’s not get crazy.  
Luna can pull double duty, since her personality changes.
 
And speaking of double duty, I found the picture I was looking for after you brought up FlutterMacinDash:  

 
As this unimpeachable evidence proves, there’s room for two on Big Mac’s ships.
Outcast's Redeemer

@SFaccountant  
Well since we already have a “Luna” as one of them Why not have Nightrarity be Mayadere? Same effect just different package.
SFaccountant
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DarkMech is Best Mech
@Evilworld  
I automatically vote for Nightmare Moon, since that’s just Luna with a megalomaniacal streak.  
Chrysalis is a wild card… in the sense that she can take the form of any other character. It’s basically cheating.
Evilworld

Wait… scratch that. This is better.
Trixie/Twilight = Yandere(s)
Rainbow Dash = Tsundere
Fluttershy = Kuudeere
Luna = Mimedere
Marble = Dandere
Miss Cheerilee = deredere
 
Mayadere= Nightmare Moon or Queen Chrysalis
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@SFaccountant  
Hmm Ya’know if’n there are going to be two victors… Rainbow dash and Fluttershy are besties. And as the law of fictional romance states… They can share without serious repercussions to their own relationship… Let the new ship sail! Long Live the FlutterMacinDash!
Background Pony #1838
Just add Luna to the mix and we are ready for the Pony Apocalypse..