@Background Pony #FFCD  
I died after I saw Kevin James!

@Seabridge Drive  

@Seabridge Drive  
Thanking you kindly, much obliged. :D

So you spoiler the more tasteful ass shot, and NOT the full frontal pic?

@Yet_One_More_Idiot  
Way ahead of you (Warning:Explicit)  
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@Kazapsky  
That would definitely require some explanation, on the part of Cadence.  
You mean we still don’t have a “Your (are / aren’t), the daddy macros?

@Ichijoe
 
InB4 royal batpony foal.

@1984strat
 
And it turns out Twilight’s Parents live across the palace.
 
Or would it be Shining’s?

@Background Pony #FFCD  
I can’t wait for the Ray Romano episodes.

i should name you Cadence Snow of Game of Thrones

Cue Twilight convinced she is an impostor later in the pregnancy, and this time she is wrong.

If only you stayed with Chrysalis, Shining. You’d have a hive to take care of the eggs and hatchlings.

@Background Pony #FFCD  
That was beautiful.

It’ll be even better when the kid is born and:
 
Shining: “And here’s our daughter Skyla! Isn’t she adorable?”
 
Twilight: “Oh, Cadance, she has Shining’s horn!”
 
Cadance: distracted “Yes, but thankfully she has her father’s eyes – whoops.”

@The Neutrino  

…before finally learning the lesson that there’s such a thing as trying TOO hard! ;)

@Background is Best Pony
 
Surprise twist: Spike is better at it than Cadence as well.

Shining: (freaking out) Aren’t hormones fun?

@Ichijoe  
I would actually find it quite interesting if they went with making it an earth pony.

@Animegx43  

Cheerile: (to class) And that was how Equestria was UN-made…

@Background Pony #FFCD  
Episode 6: Shining is actually better with the foal than Cadence. Cadence is frustrated because she is the Princess of Love, why does her foal not love her?

So will the baby be a natural Alicorn, or will it be a basic mud pony, or something in-between Unicorn, or Pegasus?

@Jerkface
 
Tentative S6 Episode list:
 
Episode 1: Cadence gets moodswingy episode.
 
Episode 2: Cadence has weird cravings episode.
 
Episode 3: Cadence is giving birth and shouts a lot because she wants to get the epidural but it’s too late for that episode.
 
Episode 4: Shining and Cadence are really tired from getting up to take care of the baby episode.
 
Episode 5: Twilight has to babysit episode (feat. lots of jokes about diapers and feeding babies).
 
Episode 6: Shining has to take care of baby for the day, but men just aren’t as good as women when it comes to that, goshdawrnit! episode.
 
Episode 7: Another episode where Twilight has to babysit! This time everything goes wrong, but it all works out by the time the parents get back, so nobody knows.
 
Episode 8: Shining and Cadence setting up playdates with local parents + babies episode.
 
Episode 9: Shining trying to get his high school band back together but he’s just too old and busy for it now episode.
 
Episode 10: Backyard cookout episode.
 
Episode 11: Skyla gets into Pokemon Minecraft and her parents just don’t get it episode.
 
Episode 12: Skyla gets a little brother named Skyle episode, because Skyla can talk now and you can’t do baby-related tropes with her anymore.
 
Episode 13: Cadence’s quirky, aging, and lewd father (voiced by Ray Romano) moves in to the Crystal Palace episode.
 
Episode 14: Cadence’s quirky, aging, and lewd father (voiced by Ray Romano) has to take care of Sykle an Skyle, but just isn’t any good at it, gawshdarnit! Also Skyla cons him out of like fifty bucks episode.
 
Episode 15: Cadence’s quirky, aging, and lewd father (voiced by Kevin James) dies, and family has to cope with it before never mentioning that he was even there in the first place episode.
 
Episode 16-19: idk something about Tirek.
 
Episode 20: Shining Armor stares ahead in silence, thinking about how he has a lifetime to consider all the ways he’s grown more disappointing to Cadence, Skyla, and Skyle, as his beauty warps and fades; and he suspects that Cadence feels the same, as he looks back on how his life’s become a passionless obligation to a roommate episode.
 
Episode 21: Twilight Sparkle tries to cope with the time sink under the Crystal Empire aging her brother thirty years in the space of six months, and completely cutting her off from that side of the family episode.
 
Episode 22-26: Most of this has to be redacted because this is a safe image, but I will say that at the end of it, everyone is reduced to a giant sea of tang, and Cadence is orbiting the moon in a Bakelite sarcophagus episode.
 
Episode 27: Dead Scootaloo (probably the season finale).

Pregnant alicorn magic shall destroy the Crystal Empire.

@Jerkface  

 
@Vree  

 
We need a fanfic of this. STAT!