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Opaline’s henchmares prepare for their new queen’s “coronation” ceremony

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Background Pony #FBF6
Opaline:
You, my dear, are just moments away from getting your gorgeous new cutie mark.
Dehorned Henchmare:
I already picked out the branding irons for that particular ceremony! BUT, I would like to go first with __MY ceremony of earning my place next to our future alicorn queen’s throne!__
I have ALL the iron horn prosthetics ready for that occasion! Would you mind picking out the best one for me, dear comrade??
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@Background Pony #5DC9
Iron horn prosthetics? What an anodyne abrasive beyond such biodegradable shrouds, even Krator’s artillery couldn’t smash through a sturdier guardrail without other soldiers standing their ground and biting their dust while their hordes of backup troops come looking for their discount.
Dehorned Henchmare:
Explain to me why the hoss even hired Mr Old Ponish Encyclopedia to our anti-social circle…
Opaline:
I just want to watch this stinky little dragon fall first.
Dehorned Henchmare:
Carve out his heart out first for me though, my Excellency! Consider this a bonus for capturing both the dragon AND those valuable cutie mark assets!
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Background Pony #B2EB
@Background Pony #FBF6
(The characters in the replies are not the original, it’s an AU version of them.)
Blindfolded Sarvente: (Comes in the room) Oh Opaline. I see you’re draining the dragon fire. Now tell me, how are you planning to defeat the five pathetic ponies?
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Background Pony #FBF6
@Background Pony #B2EB
Dehorned Henchmare: You can’t see bumpkus, Sarvente! You only know that because you can smell that stinkin’ lil’ lizard’s boozey breath stinkin’ to high haven!
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Background Pony #FBF6
@Background Pony #B2EB
Dehorned Henchmare: (Bucks Sarvente on the head)
I may be a dingbat, but at least I got two eyeballs to see what a fool you are to evoke me…
And in case you need a recap on our flawless plan, Our Gracefulness is planning to suck the life energy out of these naggin’ ninnies from their cutie marks, ONCE she extracts the dragon-life force outta that pathetic horned gremlin!
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Background Pony #B2EB
@Background Pony #FBF6
Blindfolded Sarvente: Good plan. Also, I could hear the dragon being drained of his fire. That’s why I said that thing earlier. Ya think a demon like me couldn’t do that.
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Background Pony #FBF6
@Background Pony #80BF
Misty: I mean, he’s just a baby dragon, and now he’ll be powerless, so… he’s… harmless?
Opaline: This “harmless” baby dragon has given me one headache too many!
Dehorned Henchmare: HE TURNED MY CROWBAR INTO A FLIPPIN’ PIT VIPER and my IRON BUCKERS INTO A GIANT CRAB!!! I don’t care if he cried for his papa as he laid motionless with a stalacmite through his ribcage!
Opaline: And now that he’ll be without dragonfire, I’ll have no use for him. Ta-ta, dragon baby!
Dehorned Henchmare: DON’T worry your pretty fragile-minded scaly head! IF you survive, I’ll scoop you right back up from the dangerous waters! Then maybe I can help shorten your misery––ONE scale slice at a time! Consider this payback for what you had done to me back in our first encounter, little MONSTER!
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Background Pony #FBF6
@LordFlareon
Dehorned Henchmare: What good use is a soulless dragon with nothing left to live for? Best he can do is provide his salted flesh for rations in the food cellar!
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