EmperorPony
Iago:Puppet ruler want a cracker?! Here’s your cracker. Get them all the way down your throat! Here have lots of them!
Rarity:Stop it! Discord,leave him alone!
Discord:It pains me to see you reduced to this Rarity. A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be in the arms of the most powerful sorcerer in the world. (Discord made Rarity’s chains disappear and made a gold tiara appear in front of her). What do you say,my dear? Why with you as my queen…
Rarity:(Used her magic to throw wine in Discord’s face). Never!
Discord:(Yells in anger). I’ll teach you some respect! (Raises his fist in the air to hit Rarity).
(Rarity falls backwards on the ground and has a scared expression on her face).
Discord:No. Genie. I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Rarity to fall desperately in love with me.
Rarity:(Gasp).
(Meanwhile,Spike and Abu are on the magic carpet flying towards the palace.)
Genie:Uh,master,there are a few quid-pro-quos…
Discord:Don’t talk back to me!
(Rarity sees Spike near top palace window and gasps in surprise. Spike smiles and waves at her and quietly shushes her).
Discord:You will do what I order you to do,slave!
(Rarity plays along and pretends to be in love with Discord so Spike can get the lamp).
Rarity:Discord.
(Genie and Discord looks in Rarity’s direction).
Rarity:(Stands in a seductive pose and puts the gold tiara on her head). I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
Discord:That’s better. (Puts the lamp on the throne and begins to walk towards Rarity). Now,pussycat,tell me more about myself.
Rarity:(Starts walking seductively towards Discord) You’re tall and handsome.
Genie:(Sees Spike glide down and hide near a curtain). Spike! Spike,little buddy!
Spike:Shhhh!
Genie:(Zips his mouth and goes to where Spike is. Tries to talk then unzips his mouth). Spike,I can’t help you. I work for senior psychopath now. What are you gonna do?
Spike:Hey,I’m a street rat,remember? (Zips Genie’s mouth again). I’ll improvise. (Slides down a pile of coins to get closer to Discord and Rarity. Discord’s back is facing towards Spike).
Rarity:And you got those cute little gaps between your teeth.
Discord:(Places his paws on Rarity’s waist). Go on.
Rarity:(Puts her hooves around Discord’s neck) And your beard…is so…twisted. (Starts twirling her right hoof in Spike’s direction,motioning for him to get closer).
(Spike starts quietly walking towards the lamp).
Rarity:You have stolen my heart.
Iago:(Eats fruit from the fruit bowl and sees Spike walking towards the lamp). (Gasp) Disc-. (Gets his mouth covered by Abu).
Discord:And the street rat?
Rarity:What street rat?
(Spike was about to grab the lamp,when suddenly Iago knocks over the fruit bowl after trying to free himself from Abu’s grasp. The fruit bowl lands on the ground with a loud crash).
Spike:(Suddenly Looks away from the lamp and looks at the fruit bowl instead).
(Discord also turns to look,but Rarity quickly grabs his face with her hooves and kisses him).
(Spike,Iago and Abu look disgusted at Discord and Rarity kissing).
Abu:Yuck!
(Rarity slowly pulls away from Discord’s face which ends their kiss with a loud smack sound. Rarity then looks at Discord with a seductive expression on her face).
Discord:That was… (Sees Spike’s reflection in Rarity’s gold tiara).
Spike:(Senses that Discord sees him and runs to get the lamp).
Discord:(Looks away from Rarity who continues to look at him with a seductive expression on her face). You!
Rarity:(Looks in the same direction as Discord with a shocked expression on her face).
Spike:(About to grab the lamp,but gets shot with a magic beam from Discord’s snake staff,which causes him to slam into a pile of coins).
Genie:(Gasp)
Discord:How many times do I have to kill you,boy?!
Rarity:(Gasps then angrily looks at Discord. She quickly gallops in Discord’s direction and grabs his snake staff with her hooves.
(Discord throws Rarity to the ground and Spike angrily runs towards Discord’s direction and grabs his snake staff).
Spike:(Looks back at Rarity,who was still on the ground,while still holding on to Discord’s snake staff). Get the lamp!
Rarity:(Looks at the lamp,then quickly gets up and gallops towards the lamp’s direction).
Discord:No! (Shakes Spike off his snake staff. Then points his snake staff towards Rarity who was holding the lamp in her hooves. His snake staff shot a beam of magic towards her direction and hits her in the thigh).
Rarity:(Gasps as she drops the lamp. She gets trapped in a giant hourglass which goes flying in the air).
Discord:Ah,ah,ah-princess. Your time is up.
Spike:(Tackles Discord).
(The giant hourglass lands with a thud,which also had Rarity trapped at the bottom part of it.
Rarity:(Places her hooves on the glass of the hourglass and starts looking for a way out).
Spike:Rarity!
(Sand begins to fall from the top of the hourglass onto Rarity).
Rarity:(Raises her left hoof above her head to try to stop anymore sand from pouring on her).
Rarity:Stop it! Discord,leave him alone!
Discord:It pains me to see you reduced to this Rarity. A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be in the arms of the most powerful sorcerer in the world. (Discord made Rarity’s chains disappear and made a gold tiara appear in front of her). What do you say,my dear? Why with you as my queen…
Rarity:(Used her magic to throw wine in Discord’s face). Never!
Discord:(Yells in anger). I’ll teach you some respect! (Raises his fist in the air to hit Rarity).
(Rarity falls backwards on the ground and has a scared expression on her face).
Discord:No. Genie. I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Rarity to fall desperately in love with me.
Rarity:(Gasp).
(Meanwhile,Spike and Abu are on the magic carpet flying towards the palace.)
Genie:Uh,master,there are a few quid-pro-quos…
Discord:Don’t talk back to me!
(Rarity sees Spike near top palace window and gasps in surprise. Spike smiles and waves at her and quietly shushes her).
Discord:You will do what I order you to do,slave!
(Rarity plays along and pretends to be in love with Discord so Spike can get the lamp).
Rarity:Discord.
(Genie and Discord looks in Rarity’s direction).
Rarity:(Stands in a seductive pose and puts the gold tiara on her head). I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
Discord:That’s better. (Puts the lamp on the throne and begins to walk towards Rarity). Now,pussycat,tell me more about myself.
Rarity:(Starts walking seductively towards Discord) You’re tall and handsome.
Genie:(Sees Spike glide down and hide near a curtain). Spike! Spike,little buddy!
Spike:Shhhh!
Genie:(Zips his mouth and goes to where Spike is. Tries to talk then unzips his mouth). Spike,I can’t help you. I work for senior psychopath now. What are you gonna do?
Spike:Hey,I’m a street rat,remember? (Zips Genie’s mouth again). I’ll improvise. (Slides down a pile of coins to get closer to Discord and Rarity. Discord’s back is facing towards Spike).
Rarity:And you got those cute little gaps between your teeth.
Discord:(Places his paws on Rarity’s waist). Go on.
Rarity:(Puts her hooves around Discord’s neck) And your beard…is so…twisted. (Starts twirling her right hoof in Spike’s direction,motioning for him to get closer).
(Spike starts quietly walking towards the lamp).
Rarity:You have stolen my heart.
Iago:(Eats fruit from the fruit bowl and sees Spike walking towards the lamp). (Gasp) Disc-. (Gets his mouth covered by Abu).
Discord:And the street rat?
Rarity:What street rat?
(Spike was about to grab the lamp,when suddenly Iago knocks over the fruit bowl after trying to free himself from Abu’s grasp. The fruit bowl lands on the ground with a loud crash).
Spike:(Suddenly Looks away from the lamp and looks at the fruit bowl instead).
(Discord also turns to look,but Rarity quickly grabs his face with her hooves and kisses him).
(Spike,Iago and Abu look disgusted at Discord and Rarity kissing).
Abu:Yuck!
(Rarity slowly pulls away from Discord’s face which ends their kiss with a loud smack sound. Rarity then looks at Discord with a seductive expression on her face).
Discord:That was… (Sees Spike’s reflection in Rarity’s gold tiara).
Spike:(Senses that Discord sees him and runs to get the lamp).
Discord:(Looks away from Rarity who continues to look at him with a seductive expression on her face). You!
Rarity:(Looks in the same direction as Discord with a shocked expression on her face).
Spike:(About to grab the lamp,but gets shot with a magic beam from Discord’s snake staff,which causes him to slam into a pile of coins).
Genie:(Gasp)
Discord:How many times do I have to kill you,boy?!
Rarity:(Gasps then angrily looks at Discord. She quickly gallops in Discord’s direction and grabs his snake staff with her hooves.
(Discord throws Rarity to the ground and Spike angrily runs towards Discord’s direction and grabs his snake staff).
Spike:(Looks back at Rarity,who was still on the ground,while still holding on to Discord’s snake staff). Get the lamp!
Rarity:(Looks at the lamp,then quickly gets up and gallops towards the lamp’s direction).
Discord:No! (Shakes Spike off his snake staff. Then points his snake staff towards Rarity who was holding the lamp in her hooves. His snake staff shot a beam of magic towards her direction and hits her in the thigh).
Rarity:(Gasps as she drops the lamp. She gets trapped in a giant hourglass which goes flying in the air).
Discord:Ah,ah,ah-princess. Your time is up.
Spike:(Tackles Discord).
(The giant hourglass lands with a thud,which also had Rarity trapped at the bottom part of it.
Rarity:(Places her hooves on the glass of the hourglass and starts looking for a way out).
Spike:Rarity!
(Sand begins to fall from the top of the hourglass onto Rarity).
Rarity:(Raises her left hoof above her head to try to stop anymore sand from pouring on her).
