Lord Flareon fights against the Deputy over being right about Misty’s criminal affiliation

Sunny Starscout: No! It can’t be true!

Pipp Petals: She’s lying! Right, Misty?

Zipp Storm: No… She’s been helping her this whole time. Haven’t you?!

Deputy Mare:
HEHEHEHHAHAHAAHA! YOU ponies are ignorant morons for not believing us! You all just gawk at me for being the irrational crazy policemare who belongs in the insane asylum! And yet HERE we are now, trapped together in this Tartaric insanity of a nightmarish hail scape!

College Activist: (SNIFF)—–this is all a bad dream, right? I’ll wake up pretty soon!
(Rocks back and forth repeatedly)

Deputy Mare:
WHAT I WANT is ponies like you to respect all the hard work I done to keep scum like her and our overpowering captor out of the public domain! And what do I get in return?! A laughing stock label stapled on my back, that’s what! If it were me, we would’ve discovered this hideout sooner without Misty’s “help”, and destroy her ring leading boss and this cursed castle, one room at a time!

@Background Pony #B33F
(The characters in the replies are not the original versions, they are AUs.)
Cursed WonderWolfia(Me):
So that’s it? We are gonna abandon Misty’s friendship?!
(Me, Suicide mouse, Neo Carol, Neo Whitty, and Sans Louie are stuck in a ball with the mane five.)

Zipp Storm:
She betrayed us, WonderWolfia! HOW CAN YOU STILL BE FRIENDS WITH HER!

Me:
HEY! IT’S NOT LIKE I WAS EVER COOL WITH YOUR ATTITUDE AND YOUR GRUDGY BEHAVIOR!

Zipp Storm:
SHUT UP! YOUR “I WANNA BE FREINDS WITH A PONY WHO IS AN EVIL SIDEKICK” IS NO BETTER! YOU ARE SO IMMATURE!

Me:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I then leap out at Zipp and bite the left side of her face.

Zipp Storm:
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

@Background Pony #70AB
College Activist: GIRLS! STOP! Fighting isn’t going to help anypony!

Deputy Mare: HEY, BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP!!

(Deputy Mare gets into the middle of the brawl and separate Detective Zipp from her attacker)

I get what you and all of you are going through! But any more lip service from you, and I’ll trade this bubble sphere for a cold concrete jail suite for ya…

Professor: …IF we manage to actually get out of this ancient dilapidated castle…

@Background Pony #B33F
Me: Grrr….(Paws at her eyes to make them stop glowing red, so that they all wouldn’t know she was cursed by Grogar.)
Pipp: Wonder…are you okay?
Me: Grrrrrr….Graaaahhhhh! S-sure…I’m fine!
Sans Louie: You don’t look so good.
Me: (Eyes glow red) I’M FINE!

(A moment of silence, then, the silence was broken.)

Suicide mouse: Wonder…?

Inspector Mare: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT! Cool your steam jets! No pony likes to sleep next to a short-tempered hound…

Misty: I’m sorry…

Inspector Mare: …..I’m sorry too, Misty….sorry for ever believing you were actually my real friend…

@Background Pony #B33F
Me: (Ear go back, then mumbles.) You too, I see.
Zipp: (Looks back at me.) What was that?
Me: Nothing!

Zipp goes over to Izzy moonbow.

Izzy: What’s wrong with WonderWolfia?
Zipp: I don’t know, but she’s acting really weird.

Inspector Mare: She’s probably just stressed out about the sudden situation, like all of us here…

(Points at College activist who is still rocking back and forth and mumbling to herself)

@Background Pony #B33F
(I’m a girl.)

Zipp: So how do we get out of this bubble?

Deputy Mare:
Give it up, Miss Moonbow! You heard what the cracked cobhead said! It’s nearly impossible to penetrate through that shield without alicorn magic!

Foster Colt:
At LEAST Miss Moonbow is trying something!

Foster Filly:
We gotta save Misty from that evil tall mare! I think she’s been brainwashed into doing something bad! If we could snap out of her—

Deputy Mare:
THERE IS NO BRAINWASHED PONY! Misty has ALWAYS been scheming behind our backs this WHOLE time!

Think about it, everypony! The ripped pages on the alicorn book, the scribbled black outs on the pages, the way Misty fibbed during the missing lantern incident––!! Those were ALL attempts to hie evidence of her involvement with our prime suspect!

@Background Pony #B33F
Me: Well, what if she IS brainwashed?! YOU THINK A POOR PONY LIKE THAT COULD HAVE DONE IT ON HER OWN?! OR COULD SHE HAD HAVE SOMEONE FORCE HER?! (Heavy breathing)

Izzy: Wonder! Calm down! We don’t need another outburst.

(Wonder calms down.)

Deputy Mare: That’s rich coming from a hyperactive crystal-snortin’ Bridlewood mare like you!

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Hitch: Guys! We need to focus on how to get out of here, not focus on fighting.

Sunny Starscout:
I just can’t believe Misty would do that to us. We’re her friends.

Inspector Mare:
I always speculate from the get-go, but I just brushed it off as socially-shy nervous jitters….I just never knew now much of an extent she would conspire with such a devious criminal like her….

Deputy Mare:
And yet I still wonder why the Sheriff ever hired an inspector like you, sister…

Zipp Storm:
She’s not our friend, Sunny! She was just pretending!

I knew it! I should have just followed my instincts!

Pipp Petals:
She fooled us all.

Inspector Mare:
Don’t blame this on yourself, Detective! You did all she could to find that alicorn with the limited resources she had!

Deputy Mare:
THERE you go again, always defending somepony, no matter how much of a buck-up they are at their job! Perhaps if you were a little less lenient in your interrogation and followed your instincts, you would’ve threw Misty’s flank in the Zephyr Heights dungeon for damaging private property from the Royal library!

Then we would’ve not get caught up in Misty’s trap, and actually take down the suspect before she reaches her final stage of whatever horrid plan she has for us…

@Background Pony #B33F
WonderWolfia sat there, slightly hunching over.

Pipp: Uh…Wonder?

Wonder then lifted her head while her body stayed in the position it was and said a backwards message.

@Background Pony #70AB
Butler: (Bucks her hard on the upside of her convulsing head)

DEAR CELESTIA! CEASE THIS INSANITY AT ONCE! I had it with one young mare losing her marbles! Our company is not in the mood of another loon!

@Background Pony #B33F
(Wonder shook her head rapidly)

Me: Ugh…what happened?

Izzy Moonbow: My horn is dizzy…

Twin Colt: …I think I’m seeing stars in my belizzled eyes!

Twin Filly: Why do I hear ringing in my ears?

@Background Pony #B33F
Zipp: You shouldn’t have tried to pop the bubble, Izzy.

Izzy: Well…I tried.

UGH! Inspector, get your sister in line before I throttle her!

Deputy Mare: Not unless I pull the brakes on that squishy putty you call a hoof!

@Background Pony #B33F
Says the rude, hotheaded, stubborn, ruthless, condescending, inconsiderate, pessimistic, oppressive dictator!

Deputy Mare: I think you might be confusing me for our alicorn suspect!

@Background Pony #B33F
Am I though?!