Vent thread

I’ve never said anything to my uncle about his vegan diet, that’s one of those lines you just don’t cross.

Allstate nearly doubled my rates just because of two little fender benders, and I have only basic liability coverage. God I hate paying for car insurance.

@Hima
Actually wolves attacking/eating humans is very very rare. They aren’t like the cartoons, and movies that portray wolves as vicious, terrifying man-eaters.
They’ll usually run away from humans, but sometimes will attack if they feel threatened, like any canine, or lupine would. They don’t normally gang up on humans to eat or prey on them though, they’d rather stay away.
Usually they’ll only eat human flesh if they’re very desperate for meat, which is rare, because there are many animals they can hunt and eat much easier than a human.

In fact, I hear human meat is actually kinda repulsive, and bad-tasting to most animals, (humans are full of bacteria, microbes, and stuff) even ones capable of killing a human.

Polar Bears meanwhile are among the most dangerous bears, and very territorial, and will kill you without a second thought.

@Beau Skunky
They wonder why I’m a misanthrope.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Why do you say that?

@Beau Skunky
Aside from the threat of prison?

People are fuckin’ disgusting.

Now my other brother is sick with something. He’s been throwing up almost non-stop for a few hours now.

Don’t know if my mother is also under the weather or just her being frail as usual.

Getting worried all around here.

From what I’ve endured, if you want a girlfriend, the best time to meet one is during a holiday.

I had to terminate a job interview early not too long ago.

Although they wanted me to start ASAP, I tried telling the hiring manager that was interviewing me that I had other interviews lined up and couldn’t accept right then and there (she was a non-native English speaker, BTW.) After another attempt at telling her that I had other interviews lined up, I told her that this wasn’t for me, thanked her for the time and wished them luck.

Polar Bears can be outright serial killers.

Don’t let their cuteness fool you.

Have you considered plasma donation? Quick, easy, helps the community and gives you some decent ‘walking around money’.

Not at all a substitute for a real job but it will help hold you over until you do get one.

@Dustcan
Hopefully not necessary…yet. A local company I interviewed with earlier this week emailed me back around that time and is wanting to bring me in for an orientation. They gave me two possible dates and I emailed my answer. Just waiting for confirmation.

This cold front is really fucking with me.

I can’t even walk into the goddamn kitchen without freezing my ass off. That, and the internal heater will just randomly run cold air for some reason.

Welp now I’m sick. Don’t know if it’s COVID from my brother or whatever my other brother had or if it’s just because I left my window open last night.

One thing that I hate alongside the cold is when the temperature starts off cold and then swings wildly to hot, which means that I have to take off my jacket while working or else I’ll feel hot under the damn thing. Are you gonna be one temperature extreme OR the other, weather? You can’t be one AND the other, it annoys me.

I tore off a tree branch that was hanging in the road and got a chunk in my eye.

Well I’m mostly cured now, so thank god it wasn’t something serious.

It still hurts like hell coughing up a glob of phlegm every few hours to so and I still have moments of being dazed. But I should more or less be back to normal after another night’s sleep.

Oh right. My insomnia.

I swear that some humans are naturally resistant to pistol fire.

I’ve seen police body cam vids where suspects walk menacingly towards a cop with their gun out and eventually get shot at.

Instead of falling in pain once shot, the fuckers keep going with full rage until around the 4th or 5th bullet where they finally start to kneel and lay down.

Are all these dudes related to Rasputin or some shit?

@CaptainXtra
Those are subsonic rounds.

If you’ve ever felt extreme pain, you won’t feel anything because the nerves are gone.

If you were gonna take me down? Tasers and pepper spray would be far more effective.

@CaptainXtra
That’s the adrenaline.

@Background Pony #C989
Seems to vary between people.

Some folks outright ragdoll from a single shot that doesn’t hit the head or heart unlike the Spongey rage dudes.

I hate these damn youtubers.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Asmongold can get torn apart by chimps.

@CaptainXtra
Never heard of them.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
I guess but I want to keep doing art