Random facts of yourself thread

I absolutely love raw strawberries.

My favorite fruit are grapes

I’m a bit of an attention seeker.

@Twi_Clown  
Same

I don’t like any type of fruit whatsoever.

@Twi_Clown  
Same

I prefer old games over current games.

@TempFizzle  
PSX games ftw!!!

I hate the idea of being a subordinate.

The only thing I’m really afraid of is people.

i don’t like how long my ‘black list’ is U C U

@PaperBagPony  
I’m definitely on it.

I’m a messy sleepyhead.

I’m BALD 😶

My brother gave me a MLP blanket on christmas, and it’s so cute and soft!
 
@Badheart  
no, you’re not
 
 
you’re kinda scary but i don’t hate you <:3c

@PaperBagPony  
I get that a lot.

I own 3 clown/reindeer noses from Walgreens. I like to consider them clown noses instead of reindeer ones.
 
Edit: Apparently they’re just called red noses. Here’s what they look like.
 

My leg tends to spazz a lot, especially if I sit for a long time.

(explicit)  
I’ve been masturbating for almost eight years and the frequency grew even higher by the time I reached the age of 20.

I only have two relatively recent photos of myself: My work ID from five years ago and my driver’s license from two years ago.

I hate doing allnighters and I can never be a night owl.

@Twi_Clown  
same too

I don’t kiss-up.

I like the Amiga line of computers a lot. Shame Commodore’s execs after 1990s were mostly dummy clowns.