Finish each other's sentences

Nuts! Limited time only, hurry up to…

“Crazy” Ted’s Discount…

Store, where our priority is you!

“How do you get to Crazy Ted’s” You ask? You simply take…

The San Diego Freeway to the Harbor Freeway to the Ventura Freeway to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the…

rofling. Chinese teengirl beaten black and blue by…

The monster from out of space until he was vanquished by…

Legendary heroes.

In other news…

Celery prices have plummeted to…

Record lows due to…

a disease. Symptoms include…

Coughing, sneezing, nausea, vomiting…

Dry mouth, boogie fever, and…

Uncontrollable fits of dancing. The cure being…

More cow bell. Also…

Peppered Leeches. To make those follow these steps. First…

Right foot up, left foot slide. Left foot up, right foot slide, basically I’m saying…

is you need a spark. I don’t want to live like this, all pissed off and…

Angry at the world, lashing out because…

I hungy.

Coming soon, to a theater near you…

The riveting epic tale of…

Three best friends, and…

Their little pet while they go off on an adventure to…

Find…

The secret treasure map that leads to…