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Fergit Gork and Mork, dis fing ‘ere’s not even a Gretchin’s Git! Dere da least Orky outta all da Orks! Da Boss will chop’er, will stomp’er, will Shoot’er, ‘e’s gonna krump ‘her gud!
Cause Orkses are nevah beatin’ in battle!
Dat’s a good point, it iz. Sneekin’ ain’t all dat Orky, so dere wouldn’t be a proppa colla’ fer it! Makin’ it so’z you’z looks smalla dan you iz… dat could be kunnin’. Like Mork. Or Gork. I fergets which one’s brutally kunnin’ and which one’s kunninly brutal.
Ah, but purple’s dead sneaky it is. Ya ever seen purple orks? ‘Course not! Too sneaky! Ya can’t see ’ow big she is, cos most of ‘er’s too purple fer dat.
But that’s what you get when your house is in the way of their WAAAGH!
Da biggest one’s got sum green on ‘er, too. Ya, da holey wun’s gots lots a’ black so she’s dead ‘ard, but da bigger wun got blue fer luck, pink which’s sorta loike red so she goes sorta fasta, an’ she’s all white like deff. Plus she shoots yellow and yellow’s soopa shooty!
Chrysalis has green hair, does that count?
She’z toiny, dough. Not neerly big enuff ta thump da loiks a’ Gorgutz! Ya needz somefin’ big ta thump ‘im! Big or green! (Or big an’ green if ya’z ambishus.)
Twilight is the Princess of Waaaugh, then. No wonder Warboss Celestia has her take care of everything.
It’s Twilight’s house. Have her do it.
Clearly, the solution is to have Celestia beat up Gorgutz. Dat makes ’er da biggest, and da biggest is da boss!