Emergency alert system guy: it is fully predicted that If you see those four with the possessed eyes do not attempt to go near them, you may get infected and become one of them. Listen to the instructons becuse these are super important, 1, lock all doors and windows. 2, turn off all lights, 3, arm yourself with any weapon in case they find you and remove twilight sparkle, Trixie, rarity, and king sombra from your favorite characters list. 4, do not go outside, if you go outside then they will notice you and put fake blood on your door to trick them into thinking that you are dead and will pass or skip your house. And 5, hide somewhere under a table or a closet or bathroom or the basement. Oh no, they are in the office but thank god I have a ak47 assault rifle. This Tom the emergensey alert system guy, signing off.

Instead of AIs going rampant, unicorns go evil and unlock their full potential

Eyes changing colour, the number one way to tell if someone just went magically darkside.

And this is why Earth ponies just quietly chuckle when others suggest they’re second-class ponies because they can’t do magic.

The idea is great…
 
But that Rarity doesn’t look like Rarity, she looks like the stay puft marshmallow…more than she regularly looks like it that is.

honestly, rarity scares me the most

You thought he was gone, eh?

It’s either we need Discord, or we need Tirek.
 
Either way, we need to fight fire with fire.

Crazy unicorn bitches.  
Can’t live with em, can’t live without em.

*Intro beat to ADHD by Kendrick Lamar
 
Uh-uh%, fuck that%

Somebody call a priest!

Darkness comes in many flavors.