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Dash has some tips to help you out at home!
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Yeah, its in the fridge.
Hey can you get me a glass of malk?
I can’t get you some malk, but I can get you some ‘milk’.
Uhhhh…that’s what he just said…
No, he’s saying it wrong.
Say Milkshake.
Milkshake.
Now say Milk.
Malk. :3
JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKING MULK!
Inside voices, Donovan.
Sorry Dad… my white friends…
You’re not even saying the same thing!
MALMUUUULLKKKKALKKKKKKKKULLLLKKKMALLLLUUULLLKKKK!
WRAUUGHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH! Just shut up! Shut up!!!
pulls out a gun and cries
DONT DO IT JOSH!
WAIT, YOU’RE GONNA SHOOT ME FOR SHOOTING MYSELF?! HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
the others turn their guns on themselves
I can’t handle the stress!!!
You’re like a brother to me Josh!!
all three cry
And then, we all pull the trigger. All of us.
No way Josh. We aren’t recording that…
Why?
Its just… so dark…
With vitamin R!
It’s not milk it’s malk