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Background Pony #D962
Yes dear, call the police. They will know how to handle it. Also tell your parents . . . her your friends and Rarity’s friends. Tell the priest too.
Dr_Vulpine

Yeah, go ahead and call the cops.  
Oh, and try and use your magic to save your dear sister from the bad guy. (Maybe you’ll set him on fire :P )
Background Pony #E4D5
Why haven’t you called them already?!? You’re a bad little sister. Now go call the police the next time a stallion attacks your sister in bed.
Poison Pony

Oh it’s all fine Sweetie. I was watching Rarity wresting The Undercolt the other day for the championship belt and she kicked his flank good. Girl really wanted that belt, it’s a nice fashion statement. Next week she and Applejack will be tag teaming against The Pon and Rey Mystericolt to defend Rarity’s honor after The Pon insulted her hair.
 
…I haven’t watched pro wrestling in years so forgive me for sounding stupid.
Ripple_Shine
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Oh. Um, well… * inhales * sometimes, when grown-ups like each other, like, a lot, they’ll show they’re affection by doing a special hug. Now - it may look like they’re hurting each other, but the hug actually makes them both feel really good.
 
“Well, my sister’s the Element of Generosity. Does that mean she’s generous with her love?”
 
No, Sweetie, your sister’s a prostitute.
 
“What’s a pros..ti..tute?”
 
I mean, yes. Yes, she it.
Background Human
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

CHS, Class of 20XX
Nah, she’s fine. Now if you see a guy who looks like me-two legs, mostly hairless, and all that-“wrestling” with her, that’s probably her stalker, and you should call the cops.