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WHOOOOOOOAH!

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Background Pony #BC48
@wildrook
And he’s yellin’ and screamin’ and bleeding all over
And I’m like “Hey, come on, don’t you get it?”
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!!!!!!
You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can’t take a joke, you know?
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

And then he gets all indignant on me
He’s like “Hey man, I was just being sarcastic”
Well, that’s just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I’m not a mind reader for cryin’ out loud
Besides, now he’s got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy
So what’s he complaining about?
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote.
This one guy comes up to me and says he hasn’t had a bite in three days.
Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein.
Background Pony #BC48
And then he gets all indignant on me
He’s like “Hey man, I was just being sarcastic”
Well, that’s just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I’m not a mind reader for cryin’ out loud
Besides, now he’s got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy
So what’s he complaining about?
44Nifty
Artist -

I LOVE WEIRD AL!!!!!!!
I can recite the lyrics to this song from memory.
But I won’t.
But I will continue.
Okay, like, this one time, I was out in the park trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty carryin’ a sofa up the stairs all by himself! So I said to him, I said “hey, you want me to help me with that”?
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes “No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw.
So I did.
Background Pony #BC48
@Mori
“I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin’ a lot of attitude”
Mori
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

That "Boop Edit" guy
@Ryk
Anyway, things really started lookin’ up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That’s right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler