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I was bored and thought about making another silly post with a pickup line (just because I can), but I wasnt sure that my grammar was correct.  
So I wrote this phrase in Google to check my spelling and got into The WORLDS BEST pickup lines  
And  
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?  
Wanna fuck like bunnies?  
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?  
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.  
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?  
Do you spit or swallow?  
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?  
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?  
NOW, BITCH!  
Fancy a fuck?  
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

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These pickup lines are god damn depressing to look at, I mean, there is basically no creativity in them and instead the lines are just pseudo-ironical misogynistic trite. You could just as well say “Hi, I don’t care about you one bit, but I would like to have unfulfilling, sleazy grease sex with you in the bathroom, would you like to asses if I may or may not be a rapist?.”
 
I hope no one has actually said these to an actual human being, because if so,
 
just…
 
whyyyyyyy