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BEWARE HIS POWEEEEEEER!!!! UNSPEAKABLE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!
“Do you feel that? That’s the feeling of every straight woman wanting you, and every straight man wanting to be you!”
“Do you feel that? That’s the feeling of every straight woman wanting you, and every straight man wanting to be you!”
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Famished from his latest quest, the wizard seeks a snack.
He sets sail for ecstasy at the Quesadilla Shack.
He is the wizard!
The mystical wizard!
Angel Bunny: Three days. You have a bed, you know.
Spike: I’m starving. I gotta get something to eat.
Spike+: “Whoa! How long was I asleep?”
Ah, Princess Celestia, I think you’re going to enjoy this.
The wizard stands on the precipice of ultimate power.
The gates open to reveal…
Calling upon the powers of the ancient, the wizard conjures a sacred fire and casts his foe into the molten maw of an insatiable Gort. Thanks, Gort.
The Garlon summons the stones of Prophynia, but the wizard is undeterred
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The Garlon roars and unleashes the most sinister wind, but the wizard is undeterred.
Channels on the TV change
He’s still in his chair
Then he pulls his magic wand
And reclines in the air
In the presence of the wizard,
Traffic will stop at his whim.
He can cross the street, no problem, as the cars bow down in front of him.
Cold food becomes hot again
When his spell unfolds
With a mere wave of his hand, his hotdog will
EXPLODE!
In the presence of the wizard
The silver staircase starts to rise
People stand on it and marvel at all the powers shooting from his eyes
Can never have to many mares
*puts on sunglasses*
It’s hunting season.