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I don’t know how I’d stay here long-term anyway.
Hooves makes everything hard.
 
A hard decision to make, the first ‘person’ to ever make you feel truly loved, or your home and family that you’ve grown to appreciate more and learn about because of him.

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Channels inner Ron Popeil I always knew I had
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

why
You’d think it would be in the spirit of the one you love to be with those they taught you to care about.
 
Then again, the selfishness does keep him adorable…