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Background Pony #D7BA
@Hogtree Octovish  
Yeah, it’s basically an all-too-common case of the news exaggerating what the reality of the situation is.
B2C
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@Latios  
He was arrested for being drunk while on probation. If, say, you and I but on our Sunday best and handed out pamphlets to children in an orderly fashion, no one could stop us.
Bhazor

Headline “Man arrested for telling kids santa isn’t real”
 
Ten lines later  
“Faces charges of public drunkeness”
 
So basically a drunk guy yelled at some kids.
 
And there I was thinking journalism was dead.
Background Pony #3AFC
@441TheSecond  
Your gift of the year? I guess you have no friends nor lovers who could give you better gifts then lol
TheAbridgenator
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Entil'Zha
@hoers Actually, Santa is by all measures a pretty cool dude, real or no. I mean, seriously, he operates the single most extensive delivery and production setup in history and literally asks only for baked goods.
TheAbridgenator
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Entil'Zha
I can top that! See, as a fresh-faced young lad, I hit upon a funny prank to play on all the kiddies. See, I would be a mall Santa, and after getting a bunch of children in the crowd, I would go on a virulent and obscene tirade on the miseries of operating an international trade racket on a soup kitchen budget, before declaring life was no longer living and, through the power of practical effects, pretend that Santa had committed suicide in front of all the kids! :D
 
…Nobody I told that to ever laughed, for some reason. Think it’s because I die before I get to say Aristocrats?
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Telling your kids santa is not really is a serious crime but not as serious as taking someones junk.  
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