Honeycrisp: “Welcome, young’uns! Now that everypony’s here, we’re gonna talk about caterpillars and how they grow and turn into butterflies!”
 
Pippin: (whispering) “Psst! Thunder! Look at the way yer brother’s lookin at mah cousin!” snickers
 
Thunderclap: “Heh heh, that loverboy!” smirks
 
Diamond: giggles
 
Honeycrisp: “…but what’s really interesting about caterpillars is that they are herbivores just like y’all!”
 
Motocross: “One day they’ll become pretty butterflies, almost as pretty as you!”
 
Thunderclap: “Wow Motor, I didn’t know you were such a loverboy!”
 
Motocross: “I was just answering the question!”
 
Thunderclap: “Miss Honey didn’t even ask a question!”
 
Motocross: “Shaddup, sis!”
 
Pippin and Diamond: giggling
 
Honeycrisp: “Now Motocross, what’s this on yer desk? Is this apple for me?”
 
Motocross: blushes and nods
 
Honeycrisp: “Why thank you!” pats his head and bites into the apple, wiping juice off her mouth as she does so
 
Motocross: wings spring open innocently
 
Thunderclap: “Loverboyyyyyyy%”
 
Diamond: (whispers) “Thunder, who’s that third grade colt you talk to every day? He’s cute!”
 
Pippin: “Looks like Thunder’s got herself a coltfriend!”
 
Thunderclap: (hissing) “No I do not! I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
 
(Suddenly, Chocolate Cheesecake walks in)
 
Cheesy: “Hi Thunder! Everything okay?”
 
Pippin and Diamond: (whisper-chanting) “Thunder has a coltfriend! Thunder has a coltfriend!”
 
Thunderclap: ahem “Yeah, Cheeseboy, everything’s fine. Right guys?” glares at Pippin and Diamond
 
Cheesy: “Okay. We’re still meeting after school, right?”
 
Thunderclap: (whispers) “Yes! Don’t talk about it with my friends here!”
 
(Cretaceous Clavicle gets up and walks right past Diamond)
 
Diamond: hyperventilates and swoons
 
Pippin: pouts
 
Honeycrisp: “Chocolate Cheesecake! What’re y’all doing in my first grade classroom? Go back to Mrs. Cheerilee’s class!”
 
Cheesy: “O-okay! See you, Thunder!” hugs Thunderclap
 
Pippin: (under her breath) “Thunder has a coltfriend%”
 
Thunderclap: mischievously grins “Mmhmm%” grabs Cheesy and kisses him
 
Cheesy: “Whoa! Thunder!”
 
Thunderclap: “See Pippin, if I can get my colt, you can go get your filly!” points at Diamond
 
Honeycrisp: “WHAT THE HAY ARE Y’ALL DOING OVER THERE? Yer gettin’ detention, all of you!”
 
Diamond: snaps out of her swooning “W-what?”
 
Pippin: “Cuz! You can’t do this!”
 
Honeycrisp: “In this classroom Ah’m not yer cuz, Ah am Miss Honey! Now go to the detention hall!”
 
Motocross: “Even me, Miss Honey?”
 
Honeycrisp: “No, not you, Motocross. You’re a great student!” pats his head
 
Motocross: squees
 
Honeycrisp: “The rest o’ y’all…go to detention!”
 
Thunderclap: “Worth it%”