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Golden Sky: (directing sentry’s laser on Bullet’s plot) (silently) A female loud squeak in three… two… one… a tiny rocket is launched and explodes when it hit girl’s rump 
Golden Bullet: YEOUCH!!! 
GS: Ha-ha-ha! Nailed it! 
GB: Ow, my poor butt… (turns around) You?! 
GS: Surprised? 
GB: Not at all! 
GS: I still think you are, though. 
GB: You burned my ass! 
GS: Nope. Just scorched. 
GB: You have no idea how much it hurts, Sky! (trying to touch still smoking burnmarks with her wings until she gets another gaze of pain) Ouch! 
GS: Actually, I do now! 
GB: AS IF! Ow! Being the same pony doesn’t give you the ability to feel everything what I feel… Damn! It hurts like when they shot me in the rear with a laser riffle… 
GS: But technically you are me. 
GB: First, I’m a female! Secondly, I’m the one who won’t be able to sit for the next three days, NOT YOU! 
GS: Just… consider it as a little experiment. Luteces likes experiments afterall! 
GB: (Still trying to start rubbing burned buttocks with wings) Ouch! Then I am gonna make another experient. Namely, how many days Golden Sky won’t be able to sit if I shoot his butt with three rockets in a row?!!

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